This is a Condom Cookbook …

The more you know, we guess?

Granted, we can’t argue against anything promoting safe sex, which is what this new Japanese condom cookbook is meant to do. The book, Condom Meals I Want to Make for You (sexy, no?), uses condoms mostly for storage and preparation of meals, not necessarily using them as ingredients. Sounds good, until we read off the actual recipes: condom sushi, condom escargot, and condom meat stuffing, according to Refinery29. We are just about speechless.

The Huffington Post reports that the book’s timing couldn’t be more appropriate — STD levels, particularly HIV rates, have skyrocketed in Japan. Sp the next time the guy or gal you’re with is pulling the whole “But I can’t feel anything!” act, whip out a condom cookbook to show them how fun and sexy condoms can be.

Need we say more?

[Refinery29, Huffington Post]

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