WATCH: Toasting Marshmallows Is So Easy, A Monkey Could Do It

Well, really, it’s a Bonobo ape, which are notoriously intelligent — but we ain’t never seen a primate manage to build a fire and roast marshmallows on its own, without help from a trainer. (They can even get the marshmallows suitably toasted, which, what?)

According to the BBC’s program Monkey Planet, Kanzi the Ape can not only roast marshmallows, he can cook burgers AND charm the pants off of Oprah Winfrey — meaning that he’s got everything he needs to be a somewhat successful celebrity chef.

Human chefs, this guy’s gunning for you. Beware.

[h/t Gawker]

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