Fox’s Greta Van Susteren: DOJ ‘Lucky’ They Didn’t Hack Into My Emails

On her blog this afternoon, Fox News’ On the Record host Greta Van Susteren wrote that the Department of Justice should feel “lucky” they did not hack into her emails like they did with her colleague James Rosen several years ago.

While that sounds like a veiled threat against the DOJ, Van Susteren was actually making a joke about how her personal email account mostly contains correspondence and information regarding her sick dog named Audrey:

Had Justice hacked into my personal email account this weekend, they would have had to sort through all the emails from the vet about Audrey’s bowels, urine output, Addison’s disease, electrolytes etc. (There were also more personal references in the emails but I am sparing Audrey the embarrassment even though there is no HIPPA for dogs as far as I know.)

She also joked that, in some sort of farcical way, perhaps the government would have taken her dog-related emails to be code-laden and clandestine:

Maybe the government, had they hacked into my personal email, would think “urine output” or “bowels” the secret code name for some national security source in the government?

[h/t TheBlaze]

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