Kimmel Compiles Every Penis from Local Weather Reports, as a Public Service

We occasionally run the odd “Reporter Accidentally Draws Penis” story, because penises are funny, and why not. But Jimmy Kimmel took it one step further after he realized: local news reporters always draw penises for some reason.

“There’s someone here whose job it is to keep track of weather-shaped weather patterns,” Kimmel announced last night, and proudly presented the culmination of that staffer’s life work. “His parents are very proud.”

Let’s just say that it’s poor form to draw a penis when talking about the moisture left over from Hurricane John.

Watch below via ABC:

[h/t Gawker]
[Image via screenshot]

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