Bad Lip-Reading Of Ron Paul: ‘I’ll Haunt Your Prostate’

Alex AlvarezNov 18th, 2011, 2:38 pm

Bad Lip-Reading time, kids! Gather around, hug your gold nuggets close, and prepare yourselves for what may possibly be the best Ron Paul campaign ad yet.

The thing about this particular edition of “Bad Lip-Reading” is that Paul seems like a very serious guy. He doesn’t have Rick Perry‘s affability, Mitt Romney‘s easy charm, or Herman Cain‘s winning smile. (I mean, feel free to disagree, but if any of those three asked me if I wanted to go halfsies on a DQ Blizzard, I wouldn’t say no.) He’s not going to ask you to pull his finger, or sing a song replete with pizza puns. He’s not going to ask you to accompany him to Dairy Queen, no. Ron Paul is going to take you to the Olive Garden and he’s not going to pig out on never ending breadsticks even though he can. He is refined. So hearing Ron Paul say something like “I’ll haunt your prostate” will tend to make a person laugh, painfully, through one’s nose at the office while drinking a Diet Coke. (Not recommended.)

Watch it, love it, and quote it endlessly. Free bananas for everyone!

Thank you, Funny or Die. I vote “Funny:”

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