Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter Feed Was the Best Thing About Last Night’s Debate

Last night’s Presidential debate was…a spectacle. Almost as much of a spectacle was Chrissy Teigen‘s Twitter. The famously outspoken model and overall hilarious person live-Tweeted the debate, and it was pretty much the best thing on the Internet all night.

She started out by reminding everyone alcohol was definitely a good choice. But your drinking game really only needed one rule:

drinking game for tonight is to never stop

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

Then, she critiqued some of Donald Trump‘s rhetoric…

it went against a very against police judge, guys

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

‘it’s bad, i have property there” oh dear god

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

…And praised Hillary Clinton for her temperament:

i wish she would call him out on his blatant racism, but i guess we are rolling with the “when they go low, we go high” thing.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

i need her to go low. i do. just once. please now, on the birth certificate. where is the 5 million to charity once proved???

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

She reminded us of how much Trump tends to sound like Michael Scott.

what we have happening right now is a classic michael scott pic.twitter.com/XAsVRIvPHQ

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

And from there, it was more glorious Tweeting.

when donald uses “he called me the other day” as a sentence break, my heart beams and i drink

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

he can lie all he wants. average is about 18 lies a day. saying he has a better temperament than hillary is actually bat shit bonkers.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

so every deal ever is the worst until it is his deal, then it’s the best.i WISH i had this much delusional confidence.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

HER CAMPAIGN VIDEOS ARE LITERALLY JUST HIM SPEAKING

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

oh my god i just turned it to fox news to see their view and i feel like i’m taking a bath in fire ants

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

pic.twitter.com/sNg02A1mD5

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

he is sick. dying. dead. unfit. https://t.co/2AqG7J8tkS

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

trump and i are actually a lot alike. i always announce i’m on my period before a shoot to set the standards, then remind them again after

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

if you set people up for your impending failure, they aren’t as disappointed after. it is the greatest trump tactic.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016

We’re pretty sure we know who won this one. It was neither of the candidates.

[featured image via screen grab/ABC]

[H/T Huffington Post]

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