Conan Presents the ‘Trump Ovulation Test Kit’

Donald Trump‘s “blood feud” with Megan Kelly has been causing a renewed wave of controversy, which did not go unnoticed by Conan O’Brien. Team Coco’s latest satirical commercial offers proof that Trump supports women and their health: the Donald Trump Ovulation Test Kit. It’s quite something.

Not only does the kit help test if a woman is ready for a baby, but it will offer Trump-esque commentary on how you’re doing. If the test results come back negative, Trump will be as gentle and supportive as he usually is (which is to say, not at all).

“You’re not ovulating, try again sweetheart,” the kit says. “You’re eggs are losers. Your womb is a fat lazy pig, and your tubes are barren.”

Of course, if the results come back positive, Trump will offer congratulations where its due for “finally doing something right. Now get on your back and make a baby.”

I could tell you more about it, but really, you’re better off just watching it here:

[image via screengrab]

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