Louis C.K. Goes Off on ISIS: ‘Homegrown Raping Marauding C*nts’
Scoff all you want, but ISIS is social media-savvy, and Louis C.K. has almost 4 million followers, so it’s not unthinkable that the comedian’s command that the little-boy terrorists go jump off a cliff will be heard by those it was intended for:
Oh, fuck you, ISIS. Sincerely please fuck each other in the mouth with forks. You're 7 year old boys. You're stupid. You suck.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
I'm 47. seen a lot of assholes. But these ISIS fuckfaces Are the worst. ISIS please drink Sunoco gas and then have a smoke.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
Whether or not ISIS is really a bunch of Halliburton employees
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
Or just homegrown raping marauding cunts they appear to be. Just really. Fuck them already. They stink.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
Fuck ISIS doesn't mean yay America. I'm not saying this as an American. I don't believe they're coming here. I'm a Martian.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
a Martian just like every displaced killed raped Iraqi Syrian by Assad bush saddam Cheney ISIS. The separation is an illusion.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
But right now. As a cranky guy reading the paper, Fuck ISIS in all 3 holes and make a fifth and fuck them there too.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
I mean a fourth hole. Sorry. Seriously sorry.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
It’s unclear what about ISIS set the comedian off this morning specifically, or if it just took this long for their evil to puncture his jaded edifice.
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