Man Arrested at Kennedy Compound Says He Was ‘Looking for Katy Perry’

Unless there’s some sort of secret Kennedy family-Katy Perry Illuminati connection we don’t know about, this story makes zero sense.

A man was arrested Tuesday in Massachusetts for illegally entering the Kennedy compound. When asked what he was doing, he told officials he was simply trying to find Katy Perry.

What, is she dating one of the younger Kennedys or something? No? Then what’s going on?

The man, who was wearing a Captain America t-shirt and camo shorts, broke into the Kennedy compound in Barnstable. He went inside the house and ended up answering a phone call from Ted Kennedy Jr., who was checking up on his son. Kennedy then called the police, who promptly arrived to arrest the man searching for the pop starlet.

Authorities say he was in the house for three hours, and charged him with breaking and entering. But still nothing on why he thought Katy Perry would ever be at the Kennedy compound.

[image via Liam Mendes]

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