If you have a daughter under the age of 16, you likely witnessed her crying buckets worth of tears over Zayn Malik‘s seemingly amicable departure from One Direction in late March. And now you can expect swimming pools worth of tears because — gulp — Malik and one of his ex-bandmates are squabbling in a not-so-subtle way.
It all started Wednesday afternoon when British DJ and producer Naughty Boy tweeted a grainily-filtered picture of himself with Malik, captioning it “Replace this”:
Replace this . pic.twitter.com/Dis0Tfd7cz
— Naughty Boy (@NaughtyBoyMusic) May 6, 2015
For those not in the know, 1D have reportedly found a replacement for the dude who quit because he wanted to be a “normal 22-year-old who is able to relax and have some private time out of the spotlight.”
In response, remaining 1D member (and not-normal 23-year-old) Louis Tomlinson took what could only be interpreted as a passive-aggressive stab at his former roadmate and Mr. Boy:
Remember when you were 12 and you used to think those Mac filters for your pictures were cool haha ! Some people still do HA!
— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) May 6, 2015
And then the two parties openly clashed:
@NaughtyBoyMusic Jesus forgot you were such an in demand producer …. How does it feel to be riding on the back of someone else's career ?
— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) May 6, 2015
@NaughtyBoyMusic good for you , well done !! I think we've done alright in terms of sales and I've happened to write on most. Keep trying !
— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) May 6, 2015
And then — oh, no, no, no, whyyyy — Malik himself got involved:
@Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?
— zaynmalik (@zaynmalik) May 6, 2015
The world mourns today as we witness a friendship publicly die.
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