Rand Paul: I Have Better Hair Than Donald Trump

rand-paulWhen asked to name the difference between him and Donald Trump, Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul pointed out Thursday that he has better hair.

“If you had to pick 3 key differences between you and the Republican frontrunner, Donald Trump, what would they be?” a Reddit user asked during Paul’s live AMA.

“1. I have actual plans and policy to solve our problems,” Paul wrote in response. “2. I in no way shape or form intend to shut down the internet. 3. I have way better hair.”

“How do you manage that beautiful head of hair?” another user asked.

“It takes a lot of work. I don’t let anyone touch a strand of it but me,” he said.

But Paul also answered the most burning question of all: “Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?”

“I hear the current president didn’t answer this vital question. We should expect more out of the next president,” he responded. “Obviously the answer is 100 duck sized horses.”

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