Surprise: Vivid Entertainment Thinks Casey Anthony Has A Future In Porn

…Because she’s so good at lying! Barum-ching!

But “seriously,” TMZ has reported that Vivid Entertainment president Steve Hirsch recently called Casey Anthony‘s lawyer, the shy and withdrawing José Baez, suggesting that his client might benefit from a future career in having sex on camera.

Sure, why not:

Hirsch tells TMZ … “Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life.”

No word on how much Hirsch is willing to pony up … but he thinks there’s a realistic chance … noting, “We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot.”

Possible name for a film featuring Miss Anthony: There Is Literally No Title For A Casey Anthony Porn That Would Not Be In Wildly, Horrifically Bad Taste. Or, alternately: Hard Body Of Evidence.

The most depressing part of all this is, of course, the reality that of course people would watch Casey Anthony have sex on camera. @#%!!!!!

h/t TMZ

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