This Exists: Jesse, Age 3, Wants To Be The Next Governor Of New Jersey

Meet Jesse. He’s three years old, enjoys nice long car rides in booster seats, and wants to be governor of the great state of New Jersey. The only problem is that other people (elitists) keep telling him he’s too small to run for political office, despite Jesse’s assertion that he’s already in college.

Well, we think he’d make a great governor: He’s proposing a Toys ‘R Us on every corner (great for creating jobs) and a juice box in every lunch bag. We’re just not sure how we feel about his plans to raise property taxes.

Check out the video, below. Does Jesse have your vote?

h/t Buzzfeed

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