This Exists: Star Wars’ C-3PO Weirdly Enjoys Dispensing Sticky Tape

It always seemed the sexually frustrated C-3PO had a weird crush on R2-D2, but it seems after years of R2 ignoring his advances, C-3PO has finally moved on and found a way to entertain himself. Now presenting the C-3PO tape dispenser, where C-3PO has learned to lean back, smile, and enjoy anyone reaching near his crotch. Available at children’s toy stores everywhere.

(h/t Buzzfeed)

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