This Exists: The ‘Rent Is Too Damn High’ Action Figure

Is it a doll? Is it an action figure? No, it’s New York gubernatorial candidate Jimmy McMillan, from the Rent Is Too Damn High party! And it can be yours for the ‘too damn high’ price (eh? eh?) of 49.95!

The toy comes with a snappy suit, a well-groomed beard, and the ability to talk. But if you don’t want to hear McMillan’s soothing voice keeping your children company, you can get the silent lower-end model for a slightly smaller price tag. Either way, the value of this collectible will be sure to skyrocket when McMillian is elected into office probably never.

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