Twitter Mourns the End of Anthony Scaramucci’s Reign As Communications Director
WH statement on Mooch says he wanted to give Kelly “a clean slate…” pic.twitter.com/hJjslSGgUL
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) July 31, 2017
He came in like a wrecking ball, and now, he’s out: after just 10 tumultuous days on the job as White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci was dismissed on Monday.
A statement released by the press secretary claimed Scaramucci “felt it was best” to give new chief of staff John Kelly “a clean slate and the ability to build his own team.”
Scaramucci’s tenure as communications director was a remarkably bonkers one, even for this White House: his hiring led to the resignation of press secretary Sean Spicer, and over the course of his ten days on the job, he waged war against now-former chief of staff Reince Priebus — leading to his firing — and supposed “leakers” in the White House. That’s not to mention his astonishingly crude on-the-record call with a New Yorker reporter, in which he accused Steve Bannon of autofellatio.
And the insanity wasn’t merely confined to his professional life: Scaramucci’s wife filed for divorce last week, citing her husband’s new job, and the Mooch missed the birth of his own son to attend Trump’s speech at the Boy Scout Jamboree.
Naturally, in a White House that provides an unyielding quantity of drama, there were plenty of jokes on Twitter in the aftermath of Mooch’s firing, as the social media platform descended into predictable chaos.
A roundup:
Good sign for Kelly bringing order => https://t.co/KmRxKNhuez
— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) July 31, 2017
That’s the shortest ever tenure as CoS.
Mooch: Hold my beer.
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 31, 2017
mooch’s direct deposit didn’t even kick in yet
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) July 31, 2017
Arguably, Scaramucci brought more change to the White House in 10 days than any other deputy did in six months.
— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) July 31, 2017
*Steve Bannon furiously sucks his own cock in celebration*
— Joe Bernstein (@Bernstein) July 31, 2017
Love to sell my business and get divorced by my 9 months pregnant wife to get a job working for Mr. Trump, then get fired 10 days later
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 31, 2017
well it definitely wasn’t to spend more time with his family
— Tim Dotcom (@timothypmurphy) July 31, 2017
Man, it’s only Monday and the Mooch already took the worst week in Washington baton from Reince.
— Liam Donovan (@LPDonovan) July 31, 2017
You blazed across our skies like a comet, but you flew too close to the sun, dear Mooch.
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 31, 2017
In all seriousness, this is a sad story. Not a laugher. Guy sold his company, divorced his wife, didn’t see his kid’s birth, for…. this.
— Sam Stein (@samstein) July 31, 2017
sources also say POTUS & fam did not appreciate how A.S. comments linked them to vulgarity. Like to play rough but not be laughed at/embrsd
— Robert Costa (@costareports) July 31, 2017
Next comms directors, in order:
Huckabee-Sanders
Lewandowski
Diamond
Silk
Diamond AND Silk, after a desperate power struggle
Pickle— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) July 31, 2017
Live feed of journalists getting onto Twitter to make fun of Anthony Scaramucci: pic.twitter.com/T2RALf3VjQ
— Alex Morash (@AlexMorash) July 31, 2017
And just when things were looking up for Mario Cantone…
— colbyhall (@colbyhall) July 31, 2017
The Anthony #Scaramucci White House run in gif form pic.twitter.com/nUpz3L1PDQ
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 31, 2017
Thank you Anthony @Scaramucci for your service. I speak for a grateful nation when I say “has it really only been 11 days?!?” https://t.co/78ZEWLYrjC
— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) July 31, 2017
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/thh8QCG2Yv
— Justin Amash (@justinamash) July 31, 2017
an anthony scaramucci retrospective pic.twitter.com/Z82hT113qF
— Alazar Moges ?? (@zarzarbinkss) July 31, 2017
The tribe has spoken again https://t.co/GheipiituQ pic.twitter.com/qwSUOrtDbB
— New York Post (@nypost) July 31, 2017
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