‘You Peed on Me But It’s OK!’: This NYE Missed Connection Is an Instant Classic

The Missed Connections section of Craigslist is a frequent source of both romantic inspiration and baffling sadness. This New Year’s Eve entry, uncovered by The Daily Dot, falls somewhere in between. From Bloomington, Indiana, a 25-year-old woman wants to find the man who kissed her at midnight before peeing on her and running away.

Here’s the full Craigslist post, in all its glory:

You – 5’8 scruffy, glasses, wearing a blue hoodie outside the Vid and I asked you for a lighter. You lit my cigarette and we talked about our wishes for the new year. We heard the countdown starting and decided to stay outside. I started to cry and you kissed me, and then we started to make out. After a minute I felt something warm and realised that you pissed yourself. I pushed you away and that’s when you ran but I wish you had stayed. You peed on me but it’s OK! I just want to know who you are! Please reply and when you do tell me why I started crying so I know it’s you – if you remember.

So if you’re out there, you 5’8″ tall, scruffy, glasses and hoodie-wearing bastard — and you can remember why this girl started crying — she’s all yours!

[h/t TIME]
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