Glenn Beck Has Been Hoarding More Than a Million Artifacts in ‘Tornado-Proof’ Mountain Vaults Across the Country

Conservative commentator Glenn Beck announced on Monday that he had been hiding more than a million artifacts in mountain vaults across the country, and that his followers would soon be able to take a look with the assistance of an AI replica of George Washington.

“For nearly two decades, I have been collecting the physical evidence of America’s soul. The documents, the letters, the artifacts that tell the true story of who we are,” announced Beck in a video, boasting that his hoard of “well over a million documents and items” had become “the third-largest private collection of founding documents in the world,” surpassed only by the Library of Congress and the National Archives.

He continued:

This library is proof that man can rule himself. That Tesla was the genius, not Edison. That some Native American tribes were glorious and peaceful, while others were bloodthirsty and slave owners no different from the English that came to Jamestown. Over the last three years, my team has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and hundreds of thousands of man hours digitizing this unparalleled archive, and in the last year plus, I have been working on building something the world has never seen before.

Beck revealed that he had been storing his collection in three remote locations: a “tornado-proof vault” somewhere in the country, a vault in a “Texas hillside,” and “a granite vault in the Rocky Mountains.”

And now, Beck announced, his collection would soon be available to the public as part of a “digital vault,” so that “these facts and artifacts will never, ever be lost, unless you want to shut down the entire internet.”

He explained:

We have created the first independent, proprietary, AI-driven American Historical Library, and it is, as you will see next year, complete with its own librarian. We call him George. George is built from the writings of George Washington himself, the writings of the founders, the thousands of sermons that they heard from their church pulpits, the books that they read, and the principles they lived by. He can find any artifact, any document, any speech, and deliver it to you as evidence that what you were taught in school was wither misguided out of ignorance, a half-truth, or most likely an out-and-out lie.

Beck boasted that his AI replica of Washington would soon “be able to teach you and your family in ways you cannot imagine,” before revealing that, to top it all off, his team had also “digitized over 30 years of my life’s work.”

“Every book, every radio show, every episode, every special, every speech, every bit of research,” Beck concluded.

Watch above via Glenn Beck.