‘Thirsty AF’: Trump Campaign Likens DeSantis to ‘OnlyFans Wannabe Model’

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Former President Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign compared Republican rival Ron DeSantis to a “thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model” on Thursday.

In a bizarre official campaign statement titled, “KISS OF DEATH: Ron DeSantis Is Thirsty AF,” Trump spokesman Steven Cheung wrote:

Ron DeSanctimonious is acting more like a thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model than an actual presidential candidate. Instead of actually campaigning and trying to turn around his dismal poll numbers, DeSanctus is now so desperate for attention that he’s debating a Grade A loser like Gavin Newsom.

At the debate, Ron will flail his arms and bobble his head wildly, looking more like a San Francisco crackhead than the governor of Florida. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a spoiler.

Hopefully for Ron, it’s a seated debate so he won’t have to mash his foot into his high-heels to look taller. But if not, he’ll definitely be on a 12 inch step stool so he can peek right above the podium.

Cheung went on to accuse “Red Ron” of being “a shill for China and a CCP sympathizer,” before citing a new poll from The Messenger, which Cheung said “proved none of DeSanctus’ endorsements from Kim Reynolds or Bob Vander Plaat$ did anything to help his numbers.”

“DeSanctus better focus on Nikki ‘Birdbrain’ Haley, who has stolen all of his Never Trump RINO backers or he will soon find himself polling beneath Chris Christie—a place nobody wants to be,” Cheung concluded.

DeSantis is scheduled to debate California Governor Gavin Newsom at 9 p.m. ET in Alpharetta, Georgia on Thursday.

The event, titled “DeSantis vs Newsom: The Great Red vs. Blue State Debate,” will be moderated by Fox News host Sean Hannity and is set to air on Fox News at 6 p.m. ET.