Jimmy Kimmel Introduces Terrifying New Sarah Sanders Toy: ‘Huckabee in a Tree’

If you’ve missed Sarah Huckabee Sanders since she’s started doing briefings on a lunar cycle, Jimmy Kimmel has the perfect Christmas gift to satisfy your bizarre craving, and to terrify your kids: the “Huckabee in a Tree.”

On Tuesday night’s edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live, the host introduced a commercial parody that advertises a substitute for the creepy, much-derided “Elf on the Shelf.”

“Tired of the Elf on a Shelf snitching on your every move?” asks the narrator. “From the creators of Trump on a Stump and Pence on a Fence, a new elf to spin your bad deeds. Introducing Huckabee in a Tree.”

The chilling but perfectly smoky-eyed elf helps get kids out of jams by lying to their parents, blaming Obama, or threatening to “revoke your living room access.”

The vicious satire even gets in a shot at everyone’s favorite alternative factotum, noting “Kellyanne in a Garbage Can sold separately.”

So if you still haven’t found the right gift for Jim Acosta, get yourself down to a fictional Walgreens, stat!

Watch the clip above, courtesy of ABC.

[image via screengrab]

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