Dem Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton Demonstrates How NOT to Park a Car

Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) is a non-voting member of Congress, and therefore, is in the best position to not give a flying f**k about things like “rules” and “laws” and “not being That Turd in the Parking Lot”.

A horrified Hill staffer shot this video of the 77-year-old attempting to park her car today in a parking lot between two House office buildings, and, despite being presented with the easiest frickin’ parking lot configuration in existence, still managed to park her car wrong.

According to Roll Call, Rep. Norton managed to graze two cars, didn’t leave a note, and somehow managed to get a Capitol Police officer to ignore this blatant offense.

“This is the worst parking job I’ve ever witnessed,” the tipster can be heard saying, later agreeing with someone else that they should send it to Roll Call.

It is a slow day all around.

Watch below via Roll Call:

[Roll Call]
[Image via screenshot]

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