Julian Assange Promises Unpublished Cables Contain “References To UFOs”

by Jon Bershad | 12:26 pm, December 3rd, 2010

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Just a few days after NASA announced the revolutionary discovery of an arsenic-based lifeform, many Americans are still responding with a “Cool, but can I have laser gun fights with it?” Well, get ready for another chance ~~to be horribly disappointed~~ at information about honest to goodness aliens! In an interview answering reader submitted questions with The Guardian, Julian Assange promises that the rest of the classified cables that he hasn’t released yet contain “references to UFOs!” Clearly we’ll all be flying around on speeder bikes by the end of the year.

Here’s the relevant quote:

“Mr Assange,
have there ever been documents forwarded to you which deal with the topic of UFOs or extraterrestrials?

Julian Assange:
Many weirdos email us about UFOs or how they discovered that they were the anti-christ whilst talking with their ex-wife at a garden party over a pot-plant. However, as yet they have not satisfied two of our publishing rules.
1) that the documents not be self-authored;
2) that they be original.
However, it is worth noting that in yet-to-be-published parts of the cablegate archive there are indeed references to UFOs.”

Cynics and buzzkills will quickly point out that, if Assange actually had some definitive information that the government knew about aliens and wasn’t telling us, chances are he would have put it in the first leak. However, as Agent Mulder’s poster said, “I want to believe” so screw the buzzkills, he said “UFOs!” UFOs!

Everyone should begin preparing their questions for Elvis accordingly.

Aliens, Julian Assange, NASA, UFO, Wikileaks

skyfet

Enough with this UFO crap, am sick of it. Another way to waste money, go away use private money to invest in searching for non-existing UFOs.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Zed-Dehart/651581202 Adam Zed Dehart

UFOs don’t necessarily apply to extraterrestrials. But it’s possible that the UFO references are about foreign diplomats believing in UFOs and the reporting individual making a note about it as a point about their sanity.
Ricia

I better call home quick before they out me.
justanotherconservative

if only one of these ufos would just beam him up…..
The_Reasonable_Lib

I wonder if Assange can help us find Xenu so Tom Cruise can finally calm down. Oh, wait, The CoS says there’s no such thing as Xenu. Nevermind.
Thelonious Funk

Whatever is in the documents, it’s best to remember that we are better off knowing none of it. Now where is my red pill?
ProgLib

Can’t possibly be more disappointing than NASA’s aliens yesterday
Nachi

Assange deserves a medal. Many medals. Perhaps some of the ignorant, ill-bred, uneducated Murcuhn masses will begin to comprehend truth & reality. Instead of being the goose-stepping goons of conformity they are. Other nations educate their people – we dumb them down increasingly. No wonder we are “finished.” Playing at “war,” like little children. The rancid masses in lock-step. Yup.

You GO, Julian!! Best thing that’s happened in decades.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Jones/1384303476 Chris Jones

Now we’re getting somewhere. Enough with the faux scandals involving the war. If Assange wants to leak US secrets involving UFO’s that’s something I can get behind. That’s the kind of information that we have a right to know but is being kept from us. Whatever he’s got let’s see it, because I don’t think he’s going to be around much longer. One way or another he’s going down.
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Just4thefax

Nachi said:
Assange deserves a medal. Many medals. Perhaps some of the ignorant, ill-bred, uneducated Murcuhn masses will begin to comprehend truth & reality. Instead of being the goose-stepping goons of conformity they are. Other nations educate their people – we dumb them down increasingly. No wonder we are “finished.” Playing at “war,” like little children. The rancid masses in lock-step. Yup. You GO, Julian!! Best thing that’s happened in decades.

Fact: Where is the next Grateful Dead concert at that you’re attending?
TeaPartyPatriot

Clearly, every effort will now be made to silence assange before he can tell us the remaining two important pieces of info the feds have been hiding: 1. what really happened at Roswell, and 2. who really assassinated jfk.