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Now This: Chuck Norris Reloads For Midterms With New NRA ‘Blougar’ Ad

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Chuck Norris is back. Norris, who came to the political fore after endorsing Mike Huckabee during the 2008 campaign, has returned with an ad, sponsored by the NRA, to “trigger” the vote. Get it? Sort of like reload but slightly less threatening. In the spot Norris visits a local tea party (complete with chalkboard!) and ‘triggers’ them to vote.

Also taking a page from the Sarah Palin vernacular is the introduction of the Blue Cougar, a “Blougar.” In regular language, a grandma who’s ready to kick the ass of anyone who wants to take away her rights. Presumably, what follows the Mama Grizzlies in the Tea Party order of things. Watch below.

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  • More Liberty

    Candidate Obama:
    “I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face.”

    Obama: “Punch back twice as hard”

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0809/25891.html

  • Azarkhan

    “Sort of like reload but slightly less threatening”

    Only the little piss-ant Markos Moulitsas and piss-ants who listen to him felt threatened by “reload”.

  • Socrates69

    Did you actually read the article you posted a link too…Obama didn’t say that, Messina did.

  • More Liberty

    Socrates69 said:
    Obama didn’t say that, Messina did.

    You are right. Obama didn’t say “Punch back twice as hard.” It just came from the White House

  • bellap12

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    I am coffee, you are milk.
    We will always complement each other.

    _ B l a c k w h i t e C u p i d * C 0 m _
    You may have a try… ;)

  • paulmdoro

    More Liberty said:
    You are right. Obama didn’t say “Punch back twice as hard.” It just came from the White House

    You have to when you’re fighting Chuck Norris, or have you not seen Walker, Texas Ranger?

  • Corvax

    A man once asked Chuck Norris if he has ever fallen in love; Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked him in the face and said “Chuck Norris doesnt fall for anything!”

  • writer

    Chuck Norris doesn’t have to beat eggs. He just threatens them.

  • stoogedudes

    There is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris himself.

  • Nachi

    Ahh Chuck. The Republiscum version of an intellectual. Licking serpent skins while stroking his NRA ballcap – and watching NASCAR on TV. Yup. Hit don’t git no better’n this!!

  • NORBIT

    Nachi said:
    Ahh Chuck. The Republiscum version of an intellectual. Licking serpent skins while stroking his NRA ballcap – and watching NASCAR on TV. Yup. Hit don’t git no better’n this!!

    …Here is the dictionary definition of above: “Elitist, condescending Democratic Progressives; whowho need not think for themselves, when the Party does all their thinking for them!!”

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