How many of those were faked? 

It has begun…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRjmyJFzrU

Why are they so tense then? 

I like their view on finding someone to get hitched with (not just for fun). 

Hey, I lean HARD to the left(see what i did there?) but I think/know Conservative women are the hottest around… I’ll gladly go bipartisan with a conservative chick lol

All of them !

Of course republicans have more orgasms, the have wives, mistresses, other mistresses, other wives (if you’re Romney), ex-wives (if you’re Newt), women you’ve sexually assaulted (if you’re Cain), orgasms over writing racist stuff (if you’re Paul), hidden homosexual affairs (if you’re Santorum)…obviously.

Sorry, but seeing the word “orgasm” next to Newt’s smiling face is more than any reasonable person can stomach.

It borders on abusive.  

The future is here.

Great, now that picture is stuck in my head today.

Well, I guess the picture of Reagan over their beds helped Republicans.

The right wing is trying to stuff the pipeline with their assaults on reproductive freedom (tongue in cheek… kinda).

Less Sex + More Orgasms = Appeasement

I believe we’re already about a decade in, but I’m Not Sure. 

If they kept their hands out of their pants more, the numbers for Republicans wouldn’t be so high!!

I guess Liberals become the Eloi, and Conservatives are the Morlocks.

Of course, that excludes members of the Democratic “Mainstream Media”, who have orgasms over Obama all the time!

How about him chasing you around the house in just a Tiger-Striped Speedo?

I’ll bet that’s scarier than the 72% Fatherless Households in black communities, caused by Democratic Government DEPENDENCY programs!
The operative word being DEPENDENCY! (That clarification is for all the Progressives who are a little slower, and apparently LESS VIRILE, than their Conservative counterparts.)

Well, this confirms what most sensible women in the country already know – Republicans are MORE VIRILE than Democrats!

Is this before or after they are caught in the airport bathroom soliciting gay sex?

LOL I kid, I kid.

 lol – Or the basement of Barney Frank’s DC pad!

OMG, after all these years of thinking I was blessed with a very active libido, I found out that I”m a Republican. What to do….what to do…sorry, gotta go my trunk is calling.

Funniest stuff from the posters. I had to give just about everybody a thumbs up. Inuendo

Hey, Jon…we just enjoy life more which is why we also are the largest and most charitable people in the USA….plus Ialwaysdrinkbeer, faked?  How can “you” tell?  If you always drink beer, seems to me you would be buzzed and couldn’t tell!

Nah uncleduke, we ain’t got nothing on the media celebrities, media whores, the Clinton group, the Kennedy group  or the “athlete’s”, professors, teachers and union people….

Ya got it Leedog, but the progressives need to keep their hands out of others pants!! 
See, that is your mistake, you think if you put your hand in someone’s pants it’ll get
you off…Liberals, always wrong!!

Huh?  How is that tied to political affiliation?  Are you having a stroke?

reassuring to know i wasn’t the only one thinking that 

They have more? 

Wait.  Not with other people, right? 

I wonder which has party gets more STD’s? I’ll bet it’s not the Republicans!

Q:  How can you tell a Republican woman has had an orgasm? 

A:  She drops her nail file

Q:  How can you tell a Republican man has had an orgasm? 

A: He pays the guy and goes home to his wife. 

Some basically the Democrats are cumdumpsters who don’t get orgasms and the Republicans are the depositors.

Newt already has Morlock hair.

Comments > The Article Itself

Like to like!

Because all those orgasms are achieved without a partner.

Too bad there isn’t anyone else around when they achieve orgasm.

Not sure about party on an individual level, but looks like red states dominate.

http://www.wired.com/culture/education/magazine/17-09/st_sinmaps

First of all, I don’t know how reliable that web site is, as I noticed it gave no figures, only color designations, but you may have also observed that it’s SOUTHERN states, not all red states, which seem to have the highest number of STD’s, at least according to the site.

Philosophical question: If a Democratic woman has an organism and there’s no one around to hear the moan, did she come?

 ”If you’re a Democrat, split off into two groups, those who thought my “came” pun in the first paragraph was funny and those who didn’t”
I thought it was funny.

Also,I had an orgasm while reading the post…is that weird?

Those who compiled the information for this stufy intentionally failed to mention the fact that the topic was anal intercourse.

You miss the point: the SURVEY was faked. This is the sort of stuff the clowns in the Heritage Foundation come up with these days.

Pretty lame comeback don’t ya think.  Kinda like copyright infringement but then again all the republican presidential clowns are good at that.

It wasn’t meant as a comeback. You just gave me the idea with your post.

So you’re Bi?

Don’t forget Palin she bones Wolverines!

How about Newts dependence on “fannie” Mae

Gets me and the wife off how about you and your BF?

Well, of course they do. For example, they have one every time they gleefully recall how much they’re screwing the American people out of (pun intended). That should be about six times a day, if not more.

That a TRICK there are NO sensible women.

How many Dems came for you?

Well the republicans are “screwing” the 99%

Not for you!

Change ur name to sharinpenis

You left out Larry Sinclair!

“Sinclair says he flew to Chicago on November 3, 1999 to attend the graduation of his best friend’s son from basic training from the Great Lakes Navy Training Center. On November 6, he hired the services of Five Star Limo and asked his
driver, Jagir P. Multani, if he knew anyone who wanted to ‘socialize’ and show him around Chicago. The driver knew what he meant and Sinclair claims the driver made a call to his friend Barack Obama, the Illinois state senator, and arranged a meeting.

They meet at upscale Chicago area bar in Gurnee, Illinois. Sinclair recalls the bar to be named “Alibis”. Sinclair asked if Obama could obtain cocaine and the state senator allegedly made a call from his cell phone to make the purchase. They left the bar and drove to a unknown location where Obama allegedly purchased cocaine for $250 paid by Larry Sinclair. Sinclair claims Obama also purchased crack cocaine for himself. Sinclair claims they engaged in sex and used cocaine in the rented limo.”

I’m sorry. I’ve never known a man that could fake an orgasm…

Would that be the name of an Ice Hockey team? 

Yes, it turns my stomach too, just like ‘ol Bill’s did. 

Run roh…a Conservative Conspiracy Theorist in the thread…hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

That is because women like HARD working men…Strong Bodies toned from working, not working out. 

Ice on Rice!

Sarah, the info babe, didn’t think twice
When she had her first chance to entice
A black basketball star
 ’Cause she loved that coal tar
So she hit it like she was “White on Rice”!
 ______________________
Charles Ulysses Feney

Funny jokes, but you obviously don’t have an imagination…Nail file? Really? 

Our men earn enough to pay for us to get our nails DONE…Oh, and the pedicure always comes out nice. 

The article would have a whole lot more credibility if they had shown the Foxes of Fox News instead of Gingrich in the picture! 

Impossible.  Repugs have recto-cranial inversions.

They probably have more orgasms because they change wives frequently and all of them are 20-30 years younger than themselves, not to mention the girlfriends waiting in the wings.  A poll also shows that conservatives watch the most portn so I suppose they’re always ready to go.

Yup, right across the bible belt and we KNOW that the self-righteous folk of the bible belt are conservatives, just like the good pastors tell them to be.

If that map had shown the largest U.S. cities highlighted according to their rates of STD’s I’m sure they would have been highlighted in a common color indicating the highest rates. Are people in large cities mostly conservative?

Here you go folks:  a true decent male!!  Call names, innuendos, ugly aspersions….BTW 1954 Don…my BF died!
But, hey good for you and your quickie responses!!!!

 The city of Atlanta has a reputation for STDs. I was watching a Judge Mathis show recently and it become known that Atlanta is known for it’s alternative lifestyle. That could be one contributing factor.

check out the stats then, phil.

http://www.avert.org/std-statistics-america.htm

Louisiana, Georgia, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississipi and Texas are right at the top.  All red states.

Oh good…cause I had an orgasm reading your three words…I’m on fire.

To lorasinger re your last reply above:

I wasn’t disputing what you said. My point was that the statistics for large cities would likely show the highest STD rates, but your link doesn’t indicate any information as to the cities, except for Washington D.C. Did you happen to notice that the D.C. STD figures exceed that of all the other states? Last time I checked, Washington was pretty much a blue city.

It’s a mouthy affair with Republicans.

Re: your last reply:
Did you happen to notice the figures for Washington D.C.? How “red” is D.C.?

Thats one way to get out!

She didn’t “cover” any hockey players, that I heard of!

You have missed the train…The “news” article is a joke. 

We are just having fun here. 

OK city boy…Its always the male that “covers” the female. Covering is a term used to indicate a female has been bred…

My stallion covers the mare, and we make sure she’s ready and receptive-or he could get damaged.

The ram wears a collar that marks the ewes during breeding.

Ducks, Chickens, cats and dogs all have sex one way-the male covers the female. Always. 

Now, on my farm, I have a name for a female in heat. But, in good taste, I need to leave that to your imagination. I get the theatrics tho. 

What?

No new limerick for Palin? 

Just recycling the old stuff, eh?

Charlie,
     Where did you find this info? It doesn’t sound like something that a man who always voted “present”, would do. 

Its a little too ballsy for somebody like Barack.   

Not in Alaska. Gotcha

Right! That just ruined my day. Hey, a new form of birth control, whenever things are getting really hot and buttons are being undone, think NEWT!

NO NO NO! I don’t want that in my head! Make it go away! Where’s the clorox and the epipot?

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“Gotcha” doesn’t explain Anything!

You really don’t have an explanation for your comments, do you? Just trying to get by on one liners…

So, Mr. Alaskan ’54don, (God, you sound like you could be a wine, in some rich persons cellar)-feel free to explain “cover”…

Inappropriate subject matter. 

 Why not use this space to bring up Associate Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s speech to Egyptian Television?

Her Honor said all kinds of interesting things.

Purveyor of Rhetoric

They have more orgasms because they have one everytime Ronald Regan’s name is mentioned.

Ever heard of women? 

If they need more people for this study in the future I’d be glad to help.

I kinda like that; I’m always saying “semen receptical”.

Hey, not to be a stickler here, but, the news article was about Republicans (not males or females) having more orgasms (yeah, whatEVER) than Democrats. 

When you talked about faking, you should have referred to women…Instead, you lumped men and women together…Men can’t fake. They don’t fake ejaculation nor the state of the member afterwards.  

OK. I’m mentally prepared…

What is Eloi and what are Morlocks?.Sorry. 

I’m obviously nolt that sophisticated. So I ask. 

Jeez, I’d hate to see your analysis of stand up comedy routines.  From now on I’ll just do knock knock jokes, k?

OUTSTANDING!  Nice work Phil, that was the most clever and appropriate comment here.  Effectively, you too mocked the subject matter.

I was surprised at the voyeuristic comments that showed up, well, to a point?  Mediaite, gave the opportunity to “play in dirt” for a moment and some people did.

Phil, Have you read my comment above, that the space was misused as there was/is a very important piece of news that few are talking about? 

Purveyor         

Lol, this is hilarious!  Sure hope no taxpayer money was used for this stupidity.  Course, I can see a little truth in the survey, I mean, it is pretty hard for a Liberal to have a decent sex life when their heads are buried so deep in their rectums.

To quote Devo:

The left hand’s jigglin’
While the right hand goes to work!

men actually can fake an orgasm

Survey Says… Republicans Have More Orgasms Than Democrats

Tax Them !

   Gingrich, Giuliani, and Limbaugh have ten wives between them.

Hey, purveyor. Actually I was kind of surprised at myself for stooping that low! That comment wasn’t really my usual style, but it was Friday afternoon and I was feeling a little giddy. Did you catch my exchange with lorasinger about the STD’s? Check it out, I think you’ll find that see couldn’t answer my last point about the cities.

By the way, I meant to thank you for having my back the other day when I got into it with that liberal. Buddy, were you right there at the right time or what?  I’ll look around for that comment you’re talking about.

Is that YOU, Charles Ulysses? I thought you only wrote limericks deriding conservatives, and here you are with a post alluding to Obama’s possible homosexuality!

OK, I found your reference, to your comment that is. What did Bader Ginsburg say, or can you post a link?

She was working at a news station at the time don’t they call reporting sports “covering” it? IDIOT

then he was nailin Palin!
Hows that?

 Rush Limbaugh says…he just “screams and throws warm yogurt” .

I don’t know about “orgasms”.  But I do know that Romney has and will get more votes than Gingrich.  Does that count???

This was just a bogus, not news article anyhow. We’re all just funnin’ around. 

I like comedy, and lately Tosh.0 has been the preference. 

Really? 

Sounds like you’ve tried this. 

Wow, you know so much about Palin…Was she married when she was working at the news station? 

You really like piggy backing on my comments…

Who cares whom Palin has had sex with? Are we such a backward society that whites and blacks can’t fornicate?

You know, the skin color doesn’t come off.

If that doesn’t put the kibosh on “the heat of the moment”, I don’t know what would. 

We like mirrors. 

I’m just responding don’t flatter yourself. I thought you knew.

No, I didn’t know she worked at a news station, and I don’t care. 

I’m thinking the damning stuff about her having sex with a brother would only be damning, if she was indeed married at the time. 

Otherwise, its a moot point.

Well you do need a set, something the democrats are missing.

Sorry, long Saturday.

I think the Ginsberg issue is making the news, finally. Anyway, Google “Ruth Bader Ginsberg interview, Eqyptian TV” Its time for ruth to go… Objectively

More orgasms, eh?

I can believe that… It’s a well known fact that Right Wingers are more apt to enjoy the wares of hookers, cheating and underaged boys than just about… Well, anyone else.

If you don’t believe me, check this out: http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/.

The funny thing is, that while they’re so happy-go-lucky to service their own sexual appetites, they’re always Johnny-On-The spot about attempting to police everyone else’s sexual habits.

I smell a big ol’ case of projection here.