Bill Maher: “If Muslim Men Could Get Laid More,” There Would Be No Suicide Bombers

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by Glenn Davis | 11:48 pm, April 15th, 2011

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A full zero episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher have passed since the host’s last provocative remark about Islam, so naturally, we were due for another. And tonight, in speaking to Irshad Manji of NYU’s Moral Courage Project, he delivered.

It should be noted that the conversation between Maher and Manji was good-natured and good-humored, and the two actually shared a fair amount of common ground. But Maher, of course, was willing to go a little further to make his point than Manji, including a photo of Saudi men “taking pictures of a goat’s ass,” which led to Maher asserting (after being brought back slightly more on topic by Manji) that “sexual repression” might play a role in violence on the part of radical Islam:

“I’ve said it many times…if Muslim men could get laid more, we wouldn’t have this problem. There’s probably no suicide bomber [who] after he died, people said, ‘You know, that guy, he blew everybody up, but boy – he got laid a lot.’”

Of course, the “men go crazy if they don’t get laid” comedy trope isn’t limited to Muslim men, so Maher’s not treading new ground here, except perhaps in directly tying the idea to suicide bombing.

Manji wasn’t quite ready to go there, but did use the bit as a segue into discussing the problem of women being “considered the vessels of shame…responsible for holding up the reputation of the entire family” in “Arab tribal culture.” Additionally, she agreed that this means “men…are turned into children” – as Maher said, there’s an implication that “if we see any part of you, we can’t control ourselves.” Indeed, according to Manji, it’s this tribal culture, rather than the Qur’an or Islam itself, that leads to men not having to take responsibility for their actions.

While Maher and Manji often did see eye-to-eye, the “get laid” and “goat’s ass” segments – especially given some of Maher’s past controversies – will only lead to even more consternation in the future regarding his views on Islam. Video below, via HBO.

Bill Maher, Islam, Real Time with Bill Maher, Sex

A.R.

mentioning muslims has become a weekly thing with maher huh
MrTPar_taY

The BBC estimates that there are 5000 honor killings per year.
Colorado_Conservative

Ratings slut.!!
BadGenome

Given the birthrate among Muslims, I don’t think that’s their problem.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

They do seem to spend a lot of effort (see: suicide) looking for virgins… so perhaps Muslim women are getting laid more than we think.
Barack Must Go

If Maher weren’t such a pussy he’d assemble a panel of funda – MENTAL – ist muslims, preferably men, on his set, so when he reveals his feelings on this vulgar, terroristic group, he can perform a TRUE public service by capturing LIVE the reaction and response to his concerns.

Then ” real ” America woke up and the little, teeny, tiny, liberal, left wing bomb throwing, agent of the Obama regime was still cowering under his bed.

Seems to be a pattern developing within the upper echelon of Obama’s citizen army.
A.R.

Barack Must Go said:
If Maher weren’t such a pussy he’d assemble a panel of funda – MENTAL – ist muslims, preferably men, on his set, so when he reveals his feelings on this vulgar, terroristic group, he can perform a TRUE public service by capturing LIVE the reaction and response to his concerns.

Then ” real ” America woke up and the little, teeny, tiny, liberal, left wing bomb throwing, agent of the Obama regime was still cowering under his bed.

Seems to be a pattern developing within the upper echelon of Obama’s citizen army.

what the hell are you smoking?
Color Me Badd

He hate Muslims
Raygun

Before Christians start cheering this, Maher would just as easily say:
“If Christian priests could get laid more, there would be no more pedophiles”.

He operates on outrageous generalizations and “universal” atheist dissent of religion.
Raygun

Barack Must Go said:
If Maher weren’t such a pussy he’d assemble a panel of funda – MENTAL – ist muslims, preferably men, on his set, so when he reveals his feelings on this vulgar, terroristic group, he can perform a TRUE public service by capturing LIVE the reaction and response to his concerns.

Yeah, if only someone was giving the fundamentalists some airtime.
SeanW

funny how Bill Maher sounds so much like Glenn Beck from time to time.
skyfet

News Flash! I think they get laid more than Maher. They are allowed to have 4 wives, so I think that is not a problem for them.
Barack Must Go

Raygun said:
Yeah, if only someone was giving the fundamentalists some airtime.

Don’t kid yourself. The MSM promotes, actually champions their cause 24/7 just without actual face time. Wake up and smell your own mortality.
Raygun

Barack Must Go said:
Don’t kid yourself. The MSM promotes, actually champions their cause 24/7 just without actual face time. Wake up and smell your own mortality.

But if they’re with the terrorists, who’s supporting the Communists?
leftistvermin

Who’s that, the mooslem Maddow? Bill, Muslims have complete control over their women and get laid plenty, Theodore Dahlrymple has written quite a bit about the subject of Muslim men and their treatment of women, but Bill is too much of a coward to have him on the show. Who else was on the panel tonight, Snooki and some halfwit who thinks all of our societal woes can be blamed on YT?
The Lantern of Truth

One theory of why there are so many crazies in that group .

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/04/the_keystone_of_the_islamic_mi.html
The Lantern of Truth

skyfet said:
News Flash! I think they get laid more than Maher. They are allowed to have 4 wives, so I think that is not a problem for them.

skyfet with an uncapitalized ” s” .

Time to return to your village .

Fix up your hut .

Learn about the roots and berries in your land .

Study the healing properties of each .

You have been chosen by the village elders .

You are to be the new medicine man .

Go now , skyfet . Run like the cheetah .

Return to the homeplace and your people .

It is time .
Barack Must Go

Raygun said:
But if they’re with the terrorists, who’s supporting the Communists?

It’s who’s on first, dolt.
dummy123

The angry munchkin Bill Maher is the only guy that can “keep it real” about the savagery of Islam.
Why is that the case??
The Lantern of Truth

Muslims and others want to know .

Where is Tony Rezco ?
Color Me Badd

The Lantern of Truth said:
Muslims and others want to know .

Where is Tony Rezco ?

I want to know too, who is he?
Barack Must Go

The Lantern of Truth said:
Muslims and others want to know .

Where is Tony Rezco ?

Last I heard he’s ‘ livin large ‘ in the Lincoln bedroom.
BatBoy

I suppose that when you can have multiple wives, you can beat on a different one ever day. One only has to follow the rules….

The Koran (Quran) allows men to beat their wives, and here are the rules.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp3Eam5FX58
I am suprised Maher doesn’t support Muslims wife beating…he liked to smack his wife around.

And you lefties lay down for these people…what are you thinking?
Barack Must Go

So as it turns out, the Obamas like the Clintons before them are nothing more than lowly grifters preying on America. The liberal element in this country should be so ashamed of themselves as willing participants in the scam…….but they’re not.
Barack Must Go

A.R. said:
what the hell are you smoking?

………out the liberal un – American losers among us.In other words….YOU.
Probably NOT wrong

I have a very good Muslim friend who converted to Christianity ( I know, I know
that is a big no-no), She told me that frequency was not the problem, but it was always
a Wham-Bam Thank You Mamn experience. Not a lot of romance.
But she said that was OK cause the guys
usually had, shall we say, a little aroma problem!

Bill Maher is a greasy haired little Jerk whenever he opens his mouth!
Barack Must Go

Probably NOT wrong said:
I have a very good Muslim friend who converted to Christianity ( I know, I know
that is a big no-no), She told me that frequency was not the problem, but it was always
a Wham-Bam Thank You Mamn experience. Not a lot of romance.
But she said that was OK cause the guys
usually had, shall we say, a little aroma problem!

Bill Maher is a greasy haired little Jerk whenever he opens his mouth!

Why do muslims smell like shit ? So blind people can hate them too.
writer

They get laid. They just don’t want to see the woman’s face while they’re doing it.
Barack Must Go

writer said:
They get laid. They just don’t want to see the woman’s face while they’re doing it.

Maybe the whole burka thing is just a way for muslims to denounce homosexuality while at the same times partaking in it on a daily basis. Whose to say who is hidden beneath that get up. They could be shtupping their little brother for all we know and NO one would be the wiser.
timzank

This really should make Maher’s viewers more uncomfortable than the previous comments about muslims murderous tendencies, primarily because it exposes not his high minded “political” observations or opinions but his immaturity as a human being and a comedian by implying muslims fu*k animals.
writer

Making the women wear shrouds evens things out. No guy can say to another, “My girlfriend’s better looking than yours.” Who’s to know?
notsofast

And if Maher could get laid more, he wouldn’t be so hateful.
writer

Maher gets the best women that money can buy.
BadGenome

writer said:
Maher gets the best women that money can buy.

And beats the shit out of them.
NOBAMA 2012

Obama: “My Muslim Faith”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKGdkqfBICw
Color Me Badd

I mean I know Mediaite is a right wing media site but really you guys are ignoring that Michael Steele actually admitted that the Republicans don’t know what is going to happen under the Ryan plan with the voucher/Medicare plan on the same show? Really?
Color Me Badd

Why don’t you guys do your jobs?
writer

Wrong thread, dude.
notsofast

Color Me Badd said:
I mean I know Mediaite is a right wing media site but really you guys are ignoring that Michael Steele actually admitted that the Republicans don’t know what is going to happen under the Ryan plan with the voucher/Medicare plan on the same show? Really?

LOL

That’s it son, try to change the subject. You are such a tool, boy!
Color Me Badd

notsofast said:
LOL

That’s it son, try to change the subject. You are such a tool, boy!

Hey Liberty5 and Barack Must Go and notsofast

you are a really bad troll. Go get some new sockpuppets
notsofast

Color Me Badd said:
Color Me Badd says:
April 16, 2011 at 11:30 am Color Me Badd(Quote)
Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

How many times must “we” flush to get rid of you?

You are nothing but a brown noser Obama shill with brown teeth! Go brush your teeth, son!

LOL
RowdyHoward

Color Me Badd said:
Hey Liberty5 and Barack Must Go and notsofast

you are a really bad troll. Go get some new sockpuppets

I like how he thinks everyone is his son…guess that’s what happens when you knock up all your cousins.

Too bad “Not-so-fast” wasn’t your motto when lurking at all those family reunions.
Color Me Badd

notsofast said:
How many times must “we” flush to get rid of you?

You are nothing but a brown noser Obama shill with brown teeth! Go brush your teeth, son!

LOL

You are just mad that you are such a horrible troll and over punctuate everything that anytime you are using a sock puppet it is a dead give away.

You think calling people “son” on notsofast is throwing us off, it isn’t. You actually have to have half a brain to pull that off.
BadGenome

Color Me Badd said:
You think calling people “son” on notsofast is throwing us off, it isn’t. You actually have to have half a brain to pull that off.

Did you just say that it only takes half a brain to outsmart you?
timzank

Once again CMB has derailed the thread.
The Lantern of Truth

The ugly truth , the science of it is , Muslims have been marrying their cousins for 1400 years .
This is why there is the insanity and viciousness , the cruelty and beheadings . Inbreeding .

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/04/the_keystone_of_the_islamic_mi.html
RowdyHoward

timzank said:
Once again CMB has derailed the thread.

Blaming him?! Look at all your other cave brothers before you start the blaming
timzank

RowdyHoward said:
Blaming him?! Look at all your other cave brothers before you start the blaming

COLOR ME BADD said:
“I mean I know Mediaite is a right wing media site but really you guys are ignoring that Michael Steele actually admitted that the Republicans don’t know what is going to happen under the Ryan plan with the voucher/Medicare plan on the same show? Really?”

That’s commonly known as veering way the fuck off of the subject of the post, Rowdy.
timzank

RowdyHoward said:
Blaming him?! Look at all your other cave brothers before you start the blaming

And CMB is a she….
writer

I thought Color was a boy’s name.
RowdyHoward

The Lantern of Truth said:
The ugly truth , the science of it is , Muslims have been marrying their cousins for 1400 years .
This is why there is the insanity and viciousness , the cruelty and beheadings . Inbreeding .

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/04/the_keystone_of_the_islamic_mi.html

and Mormons

and wouldn’t poor little Cain or Able had to have slept Eve? Or did Adam and Eve just give birth to a daughter that Cain slept with to make more people…incest was God’s will, remember “be fruitful and multiply, fill the earth and subdue it”.

Silly Christians you guys started the inbreeding!
writer

When Koreans and Japanese started popping out, Adam knew she was cheating.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

@ Rowdy

The Adam and Eve story is at the heart of most major religions… that’s Old Testement stuff… so Jews, Christians, and Muslims all have that story in common.
RowdyHoward

ImNotBlue said:
@ Rowdy

The Adam and Eve story is at the heart of most major religions… that’s Old Testement stuff… so Jews, Christians, and Muslims all have that story in common.

Oh sorry…it was Religion that started the inbreeding!
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

@ Badd

Out of curiosity, what exactly makes you think this is a “right-wing media site?” What is your evidence?

Also, remember that you’ve previously stated that Obama isn’t left enough for you. Perhaps you need to reevaluate where you stand on the spectrum.
RowdyHoward

ImNotBlue said:
@ Rowdy

The Adam and Eve story is at the heart of most major religions… that’s Old Testement stuff… so Jews, Christians, and Muslims all have that story in common.

Oh sorry…it was Religion that started the inbreeding!

writer said:
When Koreans and Japanese started popping out, Adam knew she was cheating.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHahahaahahaha!!!
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

@ Rowdy

Again, not really. If you read the Old Testement, Adam and Eve and the other people of that time were not necessarily “the only” people in the world… rather they were the only group of “God’s” people. Where those “others” came from could be discussed… but does it really matter? What is your point?
writer

JMO, but I think Adam and Eve were meant to represent mankind, not two particular people.
RowdyHoward

ImNotBlue said:
@ Rowdy

Again, not really. If you read the Old Testement, Adam and Eve and the other people of that time were not necessarily “the only” people in the world… rather they were the only group of “God’s” people. Where those “others” came from could be discussed… but does it really matter? What is your point?

Blasphemy!
RowdyHoward

ImNotBlue said:
@ Rowdy

Again, not really. If you read the Old Testement, Adam and Eve and the other people of that time were not necessarily “the only” people in the world… rather they were the only group of “God’s” people. Where those “others” came from could be discussed… but does it really matter? What is your point?

The point is inbreeding, based on the “historic” events of the bible or “old testament” has been happening among “God’s people” for many a generation. So according to Christian “logic” that would put you guys about 4,600 years ahead of Islam’s inbreeding…according to Lantern O’ Truth. But the bible has been around since the beginning of time, so the Christians must have started some of that good ol’ inbreeding
Probably NOT wrong

notsofast said:
And if Maher could get laid more, he wouldn’t be so hateful.</blockquote

And if he wasn't so hateful he could get laid more!
Hell of a problem for this little turd, isn't it?
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

@ Rowdy

You’ve already forgotten the first comment, haven’t you? You return to attacking Christians, but as I said already… Adam and Eve weren’t “Christians.” That was Old Testament stuff… so it’s believed by Jews, Christians, AND Muslims.

If your point is who got a jump on who… you’re wrong. They all started a the same time, with the same story.

I get your anti-religion POV… but you’re making stuff up. You don’t know from which you speak.
RowdyHoward

writer said:
JMO, but I think Adam and Eve were meant to represent mankind, not two particular people.

Okay, so I’m just curious…if Adam and Eve are just a representation of humankind who was the first human? Did god make several at once? I don’t want to sound sarcastic or insincere, I truly would like to know what you believe…Thanks!
writer

I think the story of Adam and Eve represents God creating people. When the Bible was written, people weren’t exactly up on genetics, DNA, etc.
timzank

RowdyHoward said:
Okay, so I’m just curious…if Adam and Eve are just a representation of humankind who was the first human? Did god make several at once? I don’t want to sound sarcastic or insincere, I truly would like to know what you believe…Thanks!

Who cares about Christianity? It’s off topic. According to Bill they aren’t killing people for disagreeing with them and (according to Bill) aren’t fuc*ing goats either.
The Lantern of Truth

RowdyHoward said:
who was the first human?

Larry King .
The Lantern of Truth

RowdyHoward said:
who was the first human?

Yes .

Who WAS on first .
RowdyHoward

ImNotBlue said:
@ Rowdy

You’ve already forgotten the first comment, haven’t you? You return to attacking Christians, but as I said already… Adam and Eve weren’t “Christians.” That was Old Testament stuff… so it’s believed by Jews, Christians, AND Muslims.

If your point is who got a jump on who… you’re wrong. They all started a the same time, with the same story.

I get your anti-religion POV… but you’re making stuff up. You don’t know from which you speak.

I don’t mean to bash Christianity over the other religions…but if you truly believe that god created Adam and Eve he had to accept that there would be some inbreeding happening…unless he just popped up several humans at once..all around the world (in which case the Bible doesn’t mention)

And regardless of who it’s believed by (Muslims, Jews, Christians) they would still be god’s children and thus be watched over by god..forced to inbreed. Or did god just create thousands of humans all at once?

Anyway, it’s a bit confusing because so many people take this story so literally and some say it’s just a parody.
timzank

The Lantern of Truth said:
Yes . Who WAS on first .

heh heh heh…
RowdyHoward

The Lantern of Truth said:
Yes .

Who WAS on first .

Classic example of one’s brain shutting down when presented with a tough question…if you’re Christian, wouldn’t you have an answer?
timzank

RowdyHoward said:
Classic example of one’s brain shutting down when presented with a tough question…if you’re Christian, wouldn’t you have an answer?

2nd base?
writer

There is one poster who is actually old enough to know, but he’s not here right now.
RowdyHoward

timzank said:
2nd base?

Another classic example…anything to avoid an answer, it’s okay, I won’t laugh at your beliefs. We are all entitled to them.
timzank

writer said:
There is one poster who is actually old enough to know, but he’s not here right now.

Where is the king when ya need him?
RowdyHoward

writer said:
There is one poster who is actually old enough to know, but he’s not here right now.

Know what?
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

@ Rowdy

I’ll answer that Adam and Eve question for you.

The story of Adam and Eve represent the moment when man became “aware.” Before that point, man was just like every other animal… guided by instinct and hunger, but without much thought. Adam and Eve “eat from the tree of knowledge” (the forbidden apple), and gain adult understanding. The next line after the apple, is that Adam and Eve became aware that they were naked… showing how they went from naive children, to adults. God then forces them to leave the garden, and to begin taking care of themselves.

The metaphore of Adam and Eve isn’t about “creation,” it’s about the mind and consciousness. It’s about God saying I’m not going to take care of you at every step… I’ll give you the resources and the knowledge, but won’t do it for you. It’s much like when a teenager is forced out of their parent’s home… it’s time to grow up.
timzank

RowdyHoward said:
Another classic example…anything to avoid an answer, it’s okay, I won’t laugh at your beliefs. We are all entitled to them.

Ever heard of Abbot & Costello?
writer

To know how it all began. He and God are roughly the same age.
timzank

” It’s much like when a teenager is forced out of their parent’s home… it’s time to grow up.”

Or like when a liberal runs out of other peoples food and money.
RowdyHoward

ImNotBlue said:
@ Rowdy

I’ll answer that Adam and Eve question for you.

The story of Adam and Eve represent the moment when man became “aware.” Before that point, man was just like every other animal… guided by instinct and hunger, but without much thought. Adam and Eve “eat from the tree of knowledge” (the forbidden apple), and gain adult understanding. The next line after the apple, is that Adam and Eve became aware that they were naked… showing how they went from naive children, to adults. God then forces them to leave the garden, and to begin taking care of themselves.

The metaphore of Adam and Eve isn’t about “creation,” it’s about the mind and consciousness. It’s about God saying I’m not going to take care of you at every step… I’ll give you the resources and the knowledge, but won’t do it for you. It’s much like when a teenager is forced out of their parent’s home… it’s time to grow up.

I realize that. I also believe it is a great story, great metaphor. But there are folks who literally believe it to have happened as described and would consider it very much a creation story.

I agree with your concept, it’s about consciousness. You have explained it very eloquently. I just wonder if you are saying that god used evolution or did he just start popping up humans? If it is just a metaphor, he certainly leaves the concept of evolution as a valid use of his power
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

@ Rowdy

I believe that, yes, there were other people created by God at the same time of Adam and Eve… at least I believe that’s what the text says.

Believing the Bible as a litteral text does present some problems… however, as a series of morals and values through metaphore, it’s much more educational.

But here’s one more thing for you… after the creation, God goes away for a while. When he comes back, he searches for people (eventually the Jews) who will follow him… this is why the Jews are called the “Chosen” people. They agreed to follow his teachings, and not the pagan religions others had formed. It’s all about free will and morals (the reason why others rejected the offer to be God’s flock, was that some rules -murder, adultry, etc- were disagreeable to them). IMO, that’s how Biblical teachings should be understood.
RowdyHoward

timzank said:
Ever heard of Abbot & Costello?

Yes, yes, I got the Who’s on first reference…cute and funny (the bit, not you).

But you seem to be the immature teenager in the room…probably living off at least one parent…basement apartment maybe?

Don’t be affraid to engage in thoughtful debate, you may learn something. Actually, ImNotBlue is a very thoughtful, seemingly wise individual…I may disagree with them often, but you could learn a thing or two from Him/Her.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

@ Rowdy

I have often said that myself. Evolution and Creation can be made (rather easily) to work together agreeably… they don’t necessarily disprove the other.

Read “Inherit the Wind,” or see the movie… it really puts this out there very well.
Probably NOT wrong

I believes I am going to go fix me some
Nachos and drink a cold Budweiser or two!
Thats what I believes!
Adios for now, Amigos!
RowdyHoward

ImNotBlue said:
@ Rowdy

I have often said that myself. Evolution and Creation can be made (rather easily) to work together agreeably… they don’t necessarily disprove the other.

Read “Inherit the Wind,” or see the movie… it really puts this out there very well.

I’ll have to check it out, thanks for the info and good debate, I respect your views.
http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

Bill Maher: “If Muslim Men Could Get Laid More,” There Would Be No Suicide Bombers

I always wondered if the solution was air conditioning…
Kitsune

timzank said:
And CMB is a she….

Pretty sure he’s a guy wanting you to believe he’s a chick in order to “trap” them into assuming he’s a female when he really isn’t.
writer

I always wondered if the solution was air conditioning…

You may be onto something, sara. They make women wear burqas in hundred degree heat. Then when it’s time for lovemaking, they’re too sweaty.
cjd ohio 1

Kitsune said:
Pretty sure he’s a guy wanting you to believe he’s a chick in order to “trap” them into assuming he’s a female when he really isn’t.

or both, who knows
http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

writer said:
You may be onto something, sara. They make women wear burqas in hundred degree heat. Then when it’s time for lovemaking, they’re too sweaty.

i know when it’s really hot here for long periods of time, i get cranky…. imagine that 24/7. and barely a tree in site… they probably get super cranky.
haha
http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

cjd ohio 1 said:
or both, who knows

or neither?!
writer

Instead of a headache, they say, “Not now. I have a heat stroke.”
notsofast

RowdyHoward said:
Silly Christians you guys started the inbreeding!

So, son, you believe Obama and his wife, Joe Biden and his wife, Bill Clinton and Hillary are inbreeding?

Now that I can believe.
Color Me Badd

BadGenome said:
Did you just say that it only takes half a brain to outsmart you?

Unfortunately I haven’t seen anyone on here with half a brain yet.
The Lantern of Truth

writer said:
There is one poster who is actually old enough to know, but he’s not here right now.

Hairdressers of South Texas Shuffleboard Tournament happening in Houston .

Robert has tickets down front .
andthehorseyourodeinon

If Mayer got laid he might be funny
kvon

ImNotBlue said:
@ Rowdy

I believe that, yes, there were other people created by God at the same time of Adam and Eve… at least I believe that’s what the text says.

Believing the Bible as a litteral text does present some problems… however, as a series of morals and values through metaphore, it’s much more educational.

But here’s one more thing for you… after the creation, God goes away for a while. When he comes back, he searches for people (eventually the Jews) who will follow him… this is why the Jews are called the “Chosen” people. They agreed to follow his teachings, and not the pagan religions others had formed. It’s all about free will and morals (the reason why others rejected the offer to be God’s flock, was that some rules -murder, adultry, etc- were disagreeable to them). IMO, that’s how Biblical teachings should be understood.

Where does the text say that?
2cents

Good entertainment tonight. Thanks!
Dem4Ever

Obama is finished as president. Birther’s are winning the birth certificate debate.
http://societyfordaintydamsels.wordpress.com Lynda Appell

I suspect all this hatred of Moslems is because of 9/11 and I suppose many of you are either going to write or at least think, why shouldn’t that horrible incident trigger that emotion? Well the fact is Islam is the 3rd largest religion on earth. I can’t believe they are ALL like the evil terrorists and I include the beheaders. I do know that I live literally one block from a Mosque and there’s never been any trouble. I know a Muslim woman and she’s one of the most tolerant women I happen to know. There are bad apples in any religion, heck in most any group. This inbreeding, smell etc grow up!!! Of course I don’t condone what happened in NYC, central PA, Wash. DC but ever hear of the term overgeneralizing. If not look it up in a good dictionary.
bobsaccamanno

Does Mediaite have any responsibility to report that Manji is not well regarded in the scholarly community because she misrepresents her level of expertise, a form of bearing false witness particular to many so-called TV experts on the Middle East and terrorism who opine on the boob tube. She basically has the knowledge of Islam that one finds from an Undergraduate who has had one or two courses but passes herself off as an expert. She is allowed to do this by folks like Maher who are interested in controversy not accuracy. Witness her ignorance on this episode of RTWBM in going along with Maher’s conflation of the Iranian practice of T’aarof (search wikipedia for more), a series of deferential customs that pervades Iranian and Dari culture(there was also a very funny episode of This American Life – the episode on unwanted gifts I believe – on the concept) with the Druze and Shi`ite practice of Taqiyya (prudential dissimilation) used by minority communities to hide their true faith when persecuted. It’s possible that she didn’t hear what word Maher said but the discussion of it itself clearly conflated the two concepts even if she misheard what word Maher used when mentioning it. While it is good that she didn’t go along with Maher’s goat joke she did not seem to understand this practice: it is basically a Saudi version of the American Kennel Club’s annual dog show. No one thinks the breeders, judges or television viewers are staring at the dog’s rear end with sexual longing but we understand (even if we find the whole obsession with pure bred beauty pageants odd) that judging the hind quarters is part of the package. Of course goats and camels are essential elements of desert Arab culture and so breeder shows are part of that culture, as is falconry and similar breeder shows there exist. The question is why didn’t the show’s so-called Middle East “expert” seem to know this rather obvious fact and mention it after all the chuckling was over?
X-3

I have two questions:

1. How much are Maher, -0lbermann, Madcow, Tingles, Stewart, -0′Donnell, and the other liberals, commies, socialists, fascists, marxists, and so-called “progressives” paying Mediaite to run one inane story after another about them?

2. Has Maher ever said anything of value at any time in his entire miserable life?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jameela-Barnette/100001522807152 Jameela Barnette

We are ALL Arabs, Except the Jews

(“I convey to you the Messages of my Lord and give sincere advice to you. And I know from Allah what you know not.”)

Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an the entire earth’s population are descendants of the first man, Adam, with the exception of the Jews, as they are the Children of Iblis aka Israel.

(It is He who has created you from a single person (Adam), and has given you a place of residing (on the earth or in your mother’s wombs) and a place of storage [in the earth (in your graves) or in your father’s loins]. Indeed, We have explained in detail Our revelations (this Qur’an) for a people who understand.)

It is revealed in the following Hadith, that Adam spoke Arabic, which means Adam was an Arab, and ALL the Children of Adam are of Arab descent. And this is the reason Allah sent the Children of Adam an Arab messenger aka Prophet Muhammad [phuh].

Narrated Abu Hurairah: The Prophet said, “Allah created Adam in His Image, sixty cubits (about 30 metres) in height. When He created him, He said (to him), “Go and greet that group of angels sitting there, and listen what they will say in reply to you, for that will be your greeting and the greeting of your offspring.” Adam (went and) said, “As-Salamu Alaikum [peace be upon you].” They replied, “As-Salamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullah {Peace and Allah’s mercy be on you).” So they increased Wa Rahmatullah.” The Prophet added, “So, whoever will enter Paradise, will be of the shape and picture of Adam. Since then the creation of Adam’s {offspring} {i.e. stature of human beings} is being diminished up to the present time.

The dirty-white race is the race furthest removed from the racial purity of our Arab father Adam, and by default, this makes the dirty-white race the morally and melanin depleted garbage race and not the master race, only master fools. Allah will dispose of the dirty-white garbage race in the manner in which Allah Disposes of the garbage that He has created. Allah Will burn the dirty-white garbage race in the bowels of the Hell-fire for worshipping a murdered Jew as god, along with their evil Jew masters. Allah reveals the Jew’s father in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

(I (Allah) made them (Iblis and his offspring) not to witness (nor took their help in) the creation of the heavens and the earth and not (even) their own creation, nor was I (Allah) to take the misleaders as helpers.)

([This is the] Revelation sent down from the Lord of the Alamin [mankind, jinn and all that exists].)

([He is Allah] Owner of High Ranks and Degrees, the Owner of the Throne. He sends the revelation by His Command to any of His slaves He wills, that he (the person who receives revelation) may warn (men) of the Day of Mutual Meeting [i.e. the Day of Resurrection].

(And to warn those [Jews, Christians, and pagans] who say, “Allah has begotten a son [or offspring or children].”)

(No knowledge have they of such a thing, nor had their fathers. Mighty is the word that comes out of their mouths [i.e. He begot sons and daughters]. They utter nothing but a lie.)

(Your Ilah [God] is One Ilah [God-Allah, none has the right to be worshipped but He])

(“And indeed, We created man from dried [sounding] clay of altered mud. And the jinn, We created aforetime from the smokeless flame of fire.”).

(And I have created the jinn and men only to worship Me).

(And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers.”)

Jameela
Messenger of Allah
& Defender of Islam

18 April 2011
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jameela-Barnette/100001522807152 Jameela Barnette

(…Kill Them Wherever You Find Them…)

(A Revelation from [Allah], the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.)

(The Jews say: “Allah’s Hand is tied up [i.e. He does not give and spend of His Bounty].” Be their hands tied up and be they accursed for what they uttered. Nay, both His Hands are widely outstretched. He spends [of His Bounty] as He wills. Verily, the Revelation that has come to you from your Lord (Allah) increases in most of them their obstinate rebellion and disbelief. We have put enmity and hatred amongst them till the Day of Resurrection. Every time they kindled the fire of war, Allah extinguished it; and they ever strive to make mischief on the earth. And Allah does not like the Mufsidun [mischief-makers].)

(And you see many of them [Jews] hurrying towards sin and transgression, and eating illegal things [as bribes and Riba (usury). Evil indeed is that which they have been doing.)

(And they have invented a kinship between Him and the jinn, but the jinn know well that they have indeed to appear [before Him] [i.e. they will be called to account].)

(He [Isa-Jesus] was not more than a slave. We granted Our Favour to him, and We made him an example for the Children of Israel [i.e. his creation without a father].)

(And (remember) when We sent towards you (Muhammad [PBUH]) a group of (three to ten persons) of the jinn, (quietly) listening to the Qur’an. When they stood in the presence thereof, they said: “Listen in silence!” And when it was finished, they returned to their people, as warners.)

(They said: “O our people! Verily, we have heard a Book (this Qur’an) sent down after Musa (Moses), confirming what came before it: it guides to the truth and to a Straight Path (i.e. Islam).)

(And indeed Musa [Moses] came to you with clear proofs, yet you worshipped the calf after he left, and you were Zalimun [polytheists and wrong-doers.]

(Verily, We took the covenant of the Children of Israel and sent Messengers to them. Whenever there came to them a Messenger with what they themselves desired not, a group of them they called liars and others among them they killed.)

(And they set up rivals to Allah, to mislead men from His Path! Say: “Enjoy your brief life! But certainly, your destination is the [Hell] Fire!”)

(They are like their immediate predecessors [the Jews of Banu Qainuqa, who suffered); they tasted the evil result of their conduct, and [in the Hereafter, there is] for them a painful torment.)

(And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah is worse than killing. And fight not with them at Al-Masjid-Al-Haram (the sanctuary at Makkah), unless they (first) fight you there. But if they attack you, then kill them. Such is the recompense of the disbelievers.)

(Jihad ((holy fighting in Allah’s Cause) is ordained for you (Muslims) though you dislike it, and it may be that you dislike a thing which is good for you and that you like a thing which is bad for you. Allah knows but you do not know.)

(O Prophet [Muhammad {pbuh}]! Urge the believers to fight. If there are twenty steadfast persons amongst you, they will
overcome two hundreds, and if there be a hundred steadfast persons, they will overcome a thousand of those who disbelieve, because they [the disbelievers] are a people who to do not understand.)

(And what is wrong with you that you fight not in the Cause of Allah, and for those weak, ill-treated, and oppressed among men, women, and children, whose cry is: “Our Lord!” Rescue us from this town whose people are oppressors, and raise for us from You one who will protect, and raise for us from You one who will help.)

(If you march not forth, He will punish you with a painful torment and will replace you by another people; and you cannot harm Him at all, and Allah is Able to do all things.)

(Oh you who believe! Fight those of the disbelievers who are close to you, and let them find harshness in you; and know that Allah is with those who are Al-Muttaqun [the pious].)

(And fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief and polytheism, i.e. worshipping others besides Allah). And the religion (worship) will all be for Allah Alone (in the whole of the world). But if they cease (worshipping others besides Allah), then certainly Allah is All-Seer of what they do).

(And make ready against them all you can of power, including steeds of war [tanks, planes, missiles, artillery] to threaten thereby the enemy of Allah and your enemy, and others besides them whom you may not know, [but] whom Allah does know. And whatever you shall spend in the Cause of Allah shall be repaid to you, and you shall not be treated unjustly.)

(So be not weak and ask for peace (from the enemies of Islam while you are having the upper hand. Allah is with you, and He will never decrease the reward of your good deeds).

(So do not become weak [against your enemy], nor be sad, and you will be superior [in victory] if you are indeed [true] believers.)

(And if you are killed or die in the Way of Allah, forgiveness and mercy from Allah are far better than all that they amass [of worldly wealth].)

(Think not of those who are killed in the Way of Allah as dead. Nay, they are alive, with their Lord, and they have Provision.)

(Verily, Allah has purchased from the believers their lives and their properties for [the price] that theirs shall be Paradise. They fight in Allah’s Cause, so they kill [others] and are killed. It is a promise in truth which is binding on Him in the Taurat [Torah] and the Injeel [Gospel] and the Qur’an. And who is truer to his covenant than Allah? Then rejoice in the bargain which you have concluded. That is the supreme success.)

(Indeed, We have sent Our Messengers with clear proofs, and revealed them the Scripture and the Balance [justice] that mankind may keep up justice. And We brought forth iron wherein is mighty power [in the matters of war], as well as many benefits for mankind, that Allah may test who it is that will help Him [His religion] and His Messengers in the unseen. Verily, Allah is All-Strong, All-Mighty.)

(Verily, We will indeed make victorious Our Messengers and those who believe [in the Oneness of Allah—Islamic Monotheism] in this world’s life and on the Day when the witnesses will stand forth, [i.e. Day of Resurrection]–)

(And those who believe in Allah and His Messengers and make no distinction between any of them [Messengers], We shall give them their rewards; and Allah is Ever Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.)

(Verily, those who disbelieve in Allah and His Messengers and wish to make distinction between Allah and His Messengers [by believing in Allah and disbelieving in His Messengers] saying, “We believe in some but reject others,” and wish to adopt a way in between.)

(They are in truth disbelievers. And We have prepared for the disbelievers a humiliating torment.)

(It is not for a believer, man or woman, when Allah and His Messenger have decreed a matter they should have any option in their decision. And whoever disobeys Allah and His Messenger, he has indeed strayed into a plain error.)

(The Messenger [Muhammad [pbuh]) believes in what has been sent down to him from his Lord, and [so do] the believers. Each one believes in Allah, His Angels, His Books, and His Messengers. [They say]. “We make no distinction between one another of His Messengers” and they say, “We hear, and obey. [We seek] Your forgiveness, our Lord, and to You is the return (of all”).

([This is the] Revelation sent down from the Lord of the Alamin [mankind, jinn and all that exists].)

([He is Allah] Owner of High Ranks and Degrees, the Owner of the Throne. He sends the revelation by His Command to any of His slaves He wills, that he (the person who receives revelation) may warn (men) of the Day of Mutual Meeting [i.e. the Day of Resurrection].

(And to warn those [Jews, Christians, and pagans] who say, “Allah has begotten a son [or offspring or children].”)

(No knowledge have they of such a thing, nor had their fathers. Mighty is the word that comes out of their mouths [i.e. He begot sons and daughters]. They utter nothing but a lie.)

(“He [Isa {Jesus}] said: “Verily, I am a slave of Allah, He has given me the Scripture and made me a Prophet;)

(And when I (Allah) revealed to Al-Hawariyyun [the disciples of Isa [Jesus] to believe in Me and My Messenger, they said: “We believe. And bear witness that we are Muslims.)

(Such is Isa [Jesus], son of Maryam [Mary]. [It is] a statement of truth, about which they doubt [or dispute].)

(This is the truth from your Lord, so be not of those who doubt.)

(Look, how they invent a lie against Allah, and enough is that as a manifest sin.)

(And on the Day of Resurrection you will see those who lied against Allah [i.e. attributed to Him sons, partners] their faces will be black. Is there not in Hell an abode for the arrogant?)

(Will they not turn with repentance to Allah and ask His Forgiveness? For Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.)

(And what think those who invent a lie against Allah, on the Day of Resurrection? [i.e. Do they think that they will be forgiven and excused! Nay, they will have an eternal punishment in the Fire of Hell.] Truly, Allah is full of Bounty to mankind, but most of them are ungrateful.)

(Your Ilah [God] is One Ilah [God-Allah, none has the right to be worshipped but He])

(“And indeed, We created man from dried [sounding] clay of altered mud. And the jinn, We created aforetime from the smokeless flame of fire.”).

(And I have created the jinn and men only to worship Me).

(And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers.”)

Verses of the Qur’an compiled by:

Jameela
Messenger of Allah
& Defender of Islam

2 April 2011