Bill O’Reilly Is Concerned About Justin Bieber’s Imminent Corruption At The Hands Of Kim Kardashian

Bill O’Reilly‘s “Culture Warriors” segment is dedicated to protect all the wholesome American kids out there from the barrage of deviant elements to which they are exposed on a daily basis through the media. Needless to say that, excluding the giant Canadian elephant in the room, the segment lends itself perfect to talking about Justin Bieber. Tonight, O’Reilly was concerned about Bieber’s fraternizing with famous lady of questionable repute Kim Kardashian.

After speculating that the 29-year-old Kardashian was “I don’t know, 42 years old, something like that,” O’Reilly laid down the groundwork to his “warriors,” Margaret Hoover and Rebecca Diamond— the couple did a photo shoot with Elle reminiscent of The Graduate. Then he tried his very best to play down just how much he cares about darling little Justin Bieber; it doesn’t quite work:

I don’t care about this Justin Bieber, he looks like Ringo Starr to me. I don’t know the other one, she’s in the water with the dress, what does that mean? I don’t know.

Yeah, nice try. Meanwhile, Hoover is sincere with her legitimate concern for Bieber, calling the photo shoot “gross because it’s a prepubescent 16-year-old having an affair with this celebutante who is famous for… maybe a sex tape.” Prepubescent 16-year-olds? Maybe the New York Times was right— this generation is taking way too long to mature. Meanwhile, Diamond cheered Bieber on for his impressive game in seducing a 29-year-old, calling it the “dream” of every teen boy. O’Reilly refutes that by noting that he would have wanted nothing to do with Kim Kardashian when he was 16 (he wanted to be a baseball player).

The segment from tonight’s O’Reilly Factor via Fox News below: