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BREAKING: President Obama Doesn’t Like The Kardashians

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Ladies and gentlemen, like the great earthquakes that shaped our planet’s continents thousands of years ago, our political landscape has now been irrevocably altered. Everything is different. Everything has changed.

In an interview calling to mind the recently infamous comments of Anita Perry and Jackie O herself, a new interview with Michelle Obama has forever altered how we as a nation look upon her husband.

Apparently he doesn’t like the Kardashians.

The startling admission comes in a interview the First Lady did with iVillage on her family’s television viewing habits. After stating that she doesn’t let her daughters watch non-educational programming during weekdays (as long as Sasha still gets to watch her favorite show, Breaking Bad, on Sundays, right?), Michelle says the unthinkable.

From iVillage:

“Like most moms, Mrs. Obama regulates television and screen time. The first daughters are not allowed to watch television or be on the computer during the week unless it is related to schoolwork and they can watch limited television on weekends. Are any shows off limits? ‘Barack really thinks some of the Kardashian – when they watch that stuff – he doesn’t like that as much,’ said the First Lady, ‘but I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in – what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.’”

What is wrong with you, Mr. President?

Not only does this display an unforgivable lack of good taste (I mean, did he even see the episode where Kim receives another round of Botox injections after Kris says she has lines around her eyes and then her face turns purple?* Did he?!), but also that the President doesn’t believe in good America craftsmanship. I mean, as we all know, the Kardashian sisters were created in a lab to be the perfect American super-soldiers in the war against not being famous. Does Mr. Obama even care about the American scientists who designed them? I mean, I have it from a good source that the scientist who headed the team that designed Kim’s measurements actually went insane due to stress. And that man has a family! What do you have to say to them, No-Bama?!

This President has done a number of things that have made me angry during his time in office. He’s refused to close Gitmo. He’s yet to repeal the Bush tax cuts. But those are nothing compared to this. This is a slap in the face to this entire nation.

God save you, sir. And God save America.

*Actual episode plot description courtesy of Wikipedia.

(h/t HuffPo)

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  • Cain

    Anybody that hates/dislikes the Kardashians is alright with me. 

  • Rex the Wonder God

    It’s more nuanced than that: it appears the First Lady is saying that the President as a father to two young ladies is a bit concerned that full frontal slut central may not be the optimal life ambition for his daughters to pursue.

    This is indeed a bit of a real concern; after all, look at what happened to the Bush girls. I really really dig the look of young Barbara – eyes flashin’ nothin’ but trouble, those are Lauren Bacall eyes, folks  - but it’s not as if they went unaffected by the reflected glare.

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    Kim, Khloe and the other one are really going to be upset!!  =(

  • Anonymous

    MG, how can you stand yourself????

  • Anonymous

    Moochy controls the remote , and she likes the Travel Channel and the Food Network .

  • Anonymous

    Look out, we may have some common ground here Obimbo.

  • Rex the Wonder God

    “Obimbo”. Nice. Tres clever. You’ll go far – from the basement suite to the attic spare bedroom.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Randall-Holland/100002264000919 Randall Holland

    About the only thing I could agree with Obama about.

  • Anonymous

    It’s that whole miscegenation thingy that bothers Obama.

  • Texan

    astro turf much, philby?

  • Texan

    fake king, we already know you’re a loser no need to keep proving it

  • bhodie

    Finally, someone has the sense to say what so many parents & viewers think….The Kardashians are terrible role models for anyone kids to watch…Kris Jenner & Bruce could take some parenting advice from Barack & Michelle…All they seem to care about is cash, and they don’t care what their kids do to make it for them….Well said Barack & Michelle…..

  • Frankly My Dear

    Jon, I’m no fan of the president, but please refrain from using capital letters about breaking news and the president in satirical posts. They make me think of assassination.

  • lazzzlo

    What ever happened to Bruce Jenner?

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    I’m pleased someone has said this in public. I was greatly concerned when a unmarried, knocked-up high school drop out was hoofing it on national television. Lindsey Lohan troubles me. Brittney Spears troubled me. The Kardashians trouble me. At long last someone is speaking up about some of the terrible role models for our daughters.

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    *SOCK PUPPET ALERT*

  • Anonymous

    Is Michelle afraid that Kim or Khloe would steal Barack away? Without trying to sound racist, both of them have a love for Black men.

    Either way, I still love the Kardashians! It’s a love-hate thing I have going on. :)

    I do think that the Kardashians have created more sustainable jobs than O. though.

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    *TROLL*

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    Greta O’Van Susteren is going to be very upset. Very upset, indeed. First, she loses Beth Twitty Holloway Twitty Morgan &c &c, then the Half-Baked Alaskan’s dog and pony show ends and now the Kardashians are being dissed.

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    I’m pretty sure Ms. Obama knows how to keep her man. Call her. Maybe she’ll give you some tips.

  • TruDat

    Curious – Does anyone else know what this nitwit is trying to say?

  • Texan

    fake royal emperor
    rex the wonder god

    same loser

  • Texan

    No, bit I’d be willing to bet it plagiarized every bit of it.

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    *STINGER*

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    *OLBYLOON*

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    In essence, Greta goes around picking up trash. The trash-related odor clings to her. She stinks.

    Does that help?

  • Rex the Wonder God

    Frankly My Dear, Mediaite, as well as everyone else here, doesn’t give a damn.

    BTW: are you suggesting you come to Mediaite for Breaking News? Oh, that’s just so sad. Mediaite is not a news service – it’s a snark room on the main stream media and those who resort to it. It’s like what some wag said about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: like Hollywood for ugly people.

  • Rex the Wonder God

    Frankly My Dear, Mediaite, as well as everyone else here, doesn’t give a damn.

    BTW: are you suggesting you come to Mediaite for Breaking News? Oh, that’s just so sad. Mediaite is not a news service – it’s a snark room on the main stream media and those who resort to it. It’s like what some wag said about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: like Hollywood for ugly people.

  • Rex the Wonder God

    I’d take that as a compliment, if I could only figure out whatever it is the RRE is trying to say.

  • Anonymous

    Have you seen the men the Kardashian women choose to date/marry?  They wouldn’t consider Obama any more than he would consider one of them.  And after being married to a classy lady, why would he downgrade?  Especially to such an intelligence-challenged group of young women.
     
    Sorry to hear you watch E! or the Kardashians.  I watch some crud on the TV, but not that low down on the standards scale.  Why waste my (limited free) time with orange-y celebutards when I can watch some hot Spaniard in his early/mid 20s run up and down a field?
     
    And regarding your jobs comment, sadly No!  But, maybe the K’s can employ you.  That would be great, right? 

  • Oldwhitewoman

    Obama is racist! If it was the DL Hughley reality show, he would be watching it!  I bet he watched Oparh every chance he got!

  • Wake up America

    Maybe because he feels that the kardashians were packaged and sold by hollywood like him. Too many similarities. They have no talent, Obama has no talent, they have no brains, need I say more?

  • Anonymous

    Robert knows how to keep his man . He always chooses the stupidest possible guy who is unbalanced mentally as he is .

  • Anonymous

    All females trouble Robert , and all wear less makeup than he does .

  • Jason

    You mean the “liberal” Bush twins?

    Seriously though, where were there any stories about Jenna or Barbara being sluts? Do you idiots just make this stuff up in your brainless heads?

  • Jason

    This just in: 99.9% of the whores in the porn industry are Democrats.

  • NellieDanica

    Limited television on the weekends? I don’t mind the “No TV on Weekdays” clause, because it’s distracting, but this is too strict.

  • Jason

    Agreed, though if I were Obama I wouldn’t go around bashing brainless white girls who’s trust fund value can only be outdone by their desire to make sex tapes with random black men.

  • Jason

    Those types are generally a big voting block for Democrats.

  • Jason

    That’s not what I’ve heard…

    Google Larry Sinclair for more info.

  • Jason

    Nobody knows, but he/she can twist any story into some bizarre line of attack against “FAUX NOISE”!!!!!

    He/she is basically this site’s version of Keith Olbermann, minus the bathtub.

  • Jason

    Your self-esteem is really shallow enough to feel the need to create multiple identities to like your own posts?

    Therapy, post haste, my friend.

  • Jason

    DL Hughley doesn’t even want to see a reality show starring DL Hughley.

  • The_Reasonable_Lib

    My favorite Kardashians are Chris & Lamar.

  • MikeInOKC

    Idiot. The Kardashians are NOT white and it sucks that you have to make me defend them. They do not make sex tapes with random black men. You must be some racist to invoke colors of people in your post. 

  • MikeInOKC

    Idiot. The Kardashians are NOT white and it sucks that you have to make me defend them. They do not make sex tapes with random black men. You must be some racist to invoke colors of people in your post. 

  • Jason

    SORRY.. GREEK SLUTS

    Sent from my Samsung smartphone on AT&T

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  • Texan

    More plagiarism. Unoriginal much? Rhetorical question, Mrs. Philby.

  • Michelle

    So the Kardashians are unacceptable, but they don’t mind the girls being trapped in the pew of an American-hating racist?  Um k.

  • Irish189

    Shocking, the president doesn’t feel his pre-teen daughter and his barley teen daughter should be watching trashy TV,

  • Jason

    Both are unacceptable. However, I think dragging your unfortunate offspring to a church like that borders on child abuse.  They’re failures as parents in that regard, alone. 

  • Jason

    Then I hope the TV is turned off whenever their father is on it.

  • troy l bowen

    neither do I

  • troy l bowen

    wow coming out of a fruitecake like you

  • Anonymous

    You need a ass kickin

  • http://www.facebook.com/tony.westover Tony Westover

    Wow, the Obama parents sound like real dicks. Whatever, ain’t my kids.

  • cdnhawk

    That’s low for even you Michelle. I sort of have some respect for you because you are true to your convictions (even though they are wrong)…but come on…American hating racist?…really?

  • Anonymous

    Give it just 5 years or a pregnancy… Ms. Kim is going to have a figure like mine real soon! LOL

  • Anonymous

    sad is it not?

  • PaulG85

    Just as long as they don’t hate The Walking Dead, I don’t give a damn about anything else.

  • Michelle

    Reverend Wright isn’t an American-hating racist?  Why do you libs get so angry when someone states the obvious?

  • cdnhawk

    oops…didn’t read your post carefully enough…missed the word pew……I thought you were talking about the white house and the president being the American hating racist…I apologize…my bad

  • Anonymous

    He’s still around. He gives speeches and so on. He’s a good guy.

    No hate for Bruce.

  • Anonymous

    The men the Kardashian girls have gotten with are hot. Reggie was hot. Kris, Kim’s husband, is hot. Lamar is decent. And Scott is hot. I have no clue what you’re talking about. As a female, the men the Kardashians have chosen are top notch.

    As a female, Kim K. is gorgeous. She’s the girl that you hate to love. But you do. Kim has a good heart.

    I watch all sorts of things. When E! shows are on repeat so often, you can’t help but watch them. I’m sorry if watching soccer bores me, but it does. To each his or her own.

    I am currently employed. Sorry. :)

  • Anonymous

    Your walking a slippery slope on religion. I don’t always agree with your post but you are going a way  to far on this on this one. All religions have issue, and whack jobs but that doesn’t make core of the religion is bad.

  • curious

    actually he doesn’t like his girls watching the Kardashians, not really a personal dislike, more a protection for the daughters against insanity

  • Michelle

    My issue isn’t with his religion, it’s with Rev. Wright personally. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Swom-Smith/100002004503875 Swom Smith

    Michelle Obama says ‘Barack Obama Hates Keeping up with the Kardashians’ see iVillage Interview Video HERE:

    http://tinyurl.com/Michelle-Obama-Interview

  • Anonymous

    Hee Hee. It will take a little longer for Kim to get to a figure like mine. But she will and then Kim will have nothing. I hope she invests her dough now.

  • Anonymous

    her and the rest of the current popular pop tarts.  make it while you can, girls.

  • Anonymous

    whaddyaknow… i actually agree with him on this one.

  • Anonymous

    Hick!!

  • Anonymous

    Racist!

  • Anonymous

    He is not the only one who does not watch the Kardashians. Why are they stuck on basic cable? Because the non-cable networks finally have shown some taste.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001228441737 Marlie Peuopeer

    BARACK OBAMA AND HIS WIFE are close friends wtih BEYONCE AND JAY Z,, let me remind you about the BIG PIMPING jay z who’s songs are about exploiting women and  calling them bitches and hoess.. his wife BEYONCE who is a satanist, who danced for the Terrorist  GADAFI for 2 million dollars. And not to mention that most of her videos are her shaking her gangser thugish ass in some skanky clothes that children watch and sing to.. SO GET A REALITY CHECK OBAMA. ..so whatever

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001228441737 Marlie Peuopeer

    BARACK OBAMA AND HIS WIFE are close friends wtih BEYONCE AND JAY Z,, let me remind you about the BIG PIMPING jay z who’s songs are about exploiting women and  calling them bitches and hoess.. his wife BEYONCE who is a satanist, who danced for the Terrorist  GADAFI for 2 million dollars. And not to mention that most of her videos are her shaking her gangser thugish ass in some skanky clothes that children watch and sing to.. SO GET A REALITY CHECK OBAMA. ..so whatever

  • Anonymous

    Man that was fun. I’m starting to get on board with that Liberal personal attack thing. It sure beats researching the facts!

  • Anonymous

    Hell…for two million, I dance and strip… what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    He doesn’t like them because they are beauties, and look what he ended up with, uhggg!  Michelle has to be the ugliest, meanest looking Skank ever to walk the floor of the White House, totally disgusting.  I remember when we used to have “Real” Ladies as 1st Lady, not something that looked like it just came off a street corner.  Lord, please put a Real Lady in the White House and a Real American as President.  No more BS and Liars for the Oval Office!  In 2012, I will be Raising Cain!

    HERMAN CAIN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012!

    A Real Leader and a Real American!  No more Obambi’s!

  • Anonymous

    The 1st Skank says she lets Sasha watch Breaking Bad!  That show is about dealing drugs and is pretty sick.  I watch it and like it, but for a child, no way.  Says a lot about our lowlife Ghetto Skank, Michelle Obama!

  • Anonymous

    A lot of people proclaim hatred for America when they witness or discover the dirt it’s done, moron. Or do  you think the genocide of Native Americans and the kidnapping/enslavement/oppression of African Americans is “totally kewl.”

    Grow the f*ck up, read some damn books, and shut the hell up.

  • Anonymous

    That’s nothing. Michelle believes in the Curse of Cain, magical golden coins, and planetery ownership when she dies. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/DJANTECH Pablo Antequera

    Then perhaps you should have a Daughter and teach her to aspire to them. If you already have one, im sure shes on her way. Good for you!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/DJANTECH Pablo Antequera

    These posts are funny!!! LOL   Some people “saying good for MR president”  some… “OMG like, how dare you insult the kardashians, like OMG, I watch ALL reality shows, oh my god” then you have to political nuts … “Obama is just jealous….. liberal, democrats… WAAAA WAAAAA!!!  Then you have some with common sense…. And then you have some more  with common sense saying “oh well, i hate Obama , but hes right I wouldn’t let my EIGHT YEAR OLD DAUGHTER watch that crap!!!!!  FINALLY, you have the most CLUELESS batch saying “Hes a liar back on this date , and this time he said he enjoyed their show, hes a liar, liar , liar….. So let me start with the last one’s….  FIRST OF ALL , JUST BECAUSE he enjoys watching it and complimented them , DOESN’T MEAN that he should let his daughters WATCH IT!!!  I LOVE WRESTLING… I EVEN WATCH PORN from time to time…… IT WOULDN’T MAKE ME A LIAR to say that I DON’T let my daughters watch it!!!!  YOU ARE IDIOTS!!!!!  and LASTLY, my political affiliations….. I HAVE NON. I believe they are ALL crooks and our country is falling apart. I believe every president since Nixon has been accountable for all sorts of dismantling of our economical infrastructure. Its gotten so bad that EVEN if we were to have a decent president, HE wouldn’t be able to do much of progress because of years of the system being set up for corporations to have influence in politics AND, half of you fools do the same thing… democrats this, republicans that, tea party this, Obama that…. Its all the same rhetoric that they do while nothing gets done. That’s all I had to say…

    PS. to the people that love this kardashian or ANY sort of similar entertainment… I feel truly sorry for you…. Have a nice day and God bless you all!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EE4CTN6QMTQJBCTD5SUSV67M4Y b

    What kind of crap humour is it in the last couple of paragraphs?

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  • Yaya

    #1- You sound STUPID! lol. #2 the Oprah show does not compare to what the Kardashians do on their show. They cuss their parents out, suck dick to get famous (kim), and they ( not khloe) are DUMB!

  • Yaya

    RIGHT!

  • Yaya

    OKAY!

  • Mehruss Jon Ahi

    i think you’re retarded. this comment makes no sense. you talk like you’re a 4 year old. fucking whore

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