‘Cowboy Libertarian’ On Fox: We Need An America Where Anchors Don’t ‘Cavort With Hookers’

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by Frances Martel | 3:23 pm, August 22nd, 2011

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Can America’s problems be solved if only we had more cowboys? “Cowboy Libertarian” radio host Patrick Dorinson joined Fox & Friends hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade live today from the cowboy stronghold (?) of San Francisco, where he helped the two distinguish between cowboy and city values, argued in favor of Rick Perry‘s Texas spirit, and decried an America where Eliot Spitzer could host a television show despite “cavorting with hookers.”

There are many reasons why this interview is delightfully bizarre, not the least of which the fact that talking about values from San Francisco usually connotes something having little to do with cattle and crops. But Dorinson was on the program to explains what “cowboy values” were, and why he was afraid America was heading down too urban of a path. “You help a neighbor when you’re in need,” Dorinson explained, “you do your work, you put in an honest day.” Dorinson expressed concern that “we’ve gotten to this point in American politics where when you use the word ‘cowboy,’ it’s a negative, it’s an insult, it’s a pejorative.”

Dorinson also got to evaluate the cowboy statuses of various politicians– George W. Bush is not a cowboy, “but shares out values,” as does Chris Christie, who has “got that same straight talk, he’s not going to BS you.”

Someone who is definitely not a cowboy? Eliot Spitzer, who came up in a bit of a tangent about the national “deficit when it comes to values and ethics.” Dorinson then turned to the TV world for a prime example of how deeply the deterioration of this country’s values have gone: “what happens when a guy like Eliot Spitzer gets a TV show after he’s out cavorting with hookers?” (The answer: the show flounders a bit in the ratings, and is then canceled). Needless to say, Doocy and Kilmeade got a kick out of the remark, which seemed to take them by confusingly pleasant surprise given the context of the conversation.

The segment via Fox News below:

Brian Kilmeade, Chris Christie, Cowboy Libertarian, Cowboys, eliot spitzer, Fox & Friends, George W. Bush, Patrick Dorinson, Rick Perry, Steve Doocy

Anonymous

Like cowboys never cavorted with hookers. Miss Kitty might have a different opinion about that.
B W

The Libertarian Cowboy ain’t crazy to FOX News, but a plain ol’ Libertarian like Ron Paul is…smh…
The Real Royal Emperor

This was some really great programming.
The Real Royal Emperor

You have a point there.
The Real Royal Emperor

Sometimes, Mr. Kitty.
Anonymous

When I saw that headline, I thought he was talking about Matt Lauer.
Whine about Fox some more

Ohh One cheap shot at Spitzer but still funny.
Anonymous

A man don’t never stir up dust around the chuck wagon , lessn’ he’s plumb loco .
Anonymous

In America, anchors sexually harass their producers with falafel or just nail the interns.

Why do you think so many hot blond interns have become Fox News hosts? And why do you think so many former Fox News producers have become millionaires? Or why Bill O’Reilly has to keep buying his wife very large rings?
Anonymous

In America, anchors sexually harass their producers with falafel or just nail the interns.

Why do you think so many hot blond interns have become Fox News hosts? And why do you think so many former Fox News producers have become millionaires? Or why Bill O’Reilly has to keep buying his wife very large rings?
Anonymous

Ron Paul frightens the hell out of the establishment press and Washington. On the subject of the Cowboy Libertarian, he seemed like a dumbass but his Spitzer burns were funny.
The Real Royal Emperor

I understand she gives him a package of batteries every year for the Winter Holiday.
JimBob

Behind every successful Rancher is a wife who works in town.
lique

Did everyone forget about David Vitter and hookers?????
The Real Royal Emperor

I haven’t.
Anonymous

So do you . It’s your head .
Anonymous

‘Cowboy Libertarian’ On Fox: We Need An America Where Anchors Don’t ‘Cavort With Hookers’

…for the totally, completely clueless out there (yes, I mean you lunatic-left d-cRAT socialists), this reference is to the c(lowns)n(itwits and socialist)n(attering nabobs) network, which is low enough to actually put a degenerate (sorry for the redundancy, of course he’s a d-cRAT socialist) like Client #9 on the air.
Anonymous

This is what you get when you mix cowboys and teabaggers.

http://i.imgur.com/arVF6.jpg
Moosenuts99

TEA PARTY eh?

What does this have to do with FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY again?

I thought Tea Party Traitors were not promoting Social issues
Moosenuts99

TEA PARTY eh?

What does this have to do with FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY again?

I thought Tea Party Traitors were not promoting Social issues
Anonymous

Please never change…..
Epzw

Steve Doocy is quite the journalist.Has this moron ever asked a intelligent question.
Anonymous

As opposed to the network that put convicted liar, illegal arms dealer Oliver North on the air.
Anonymous

That’s HILARIOUS!!!

A TeaBagger Cult member dressed as a cowboy in San Francisco!!!
Lurch

but its ok for you cowjerkoff fat bagger scum to stick your dick in a farm animal, or mrs fat bagger who is fatter than a cow anyway….. everything stinks more in texass……
Anonymous

Or the network who puts a sexual harasser who had to pay out MILLIONS of dollars (Fox News and top-rated Bill O’Reilly).
Anonymous

You are at the right place Cowboy, tell it as it is and loudly
Brer Orabbit

Not knowing anything is the sweetest life, and cowboys and indians was once child’s play.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Dockter/1596236310 Tyler Dockter

RP should frighten anybody with an IQ above 70. Fortunately for him, his Texas constituents were never much for book learnin.
Bob

Nice Village People outfit on the guy.
Between the cowboy outfits, the chickenhawk posing with guns and the tricorner hats, i have to ask – What is it with rightwing men wanting to play dress-up all the time?
Bob

I doubt the average FOX viewer even knows who he is. They’re not allowed to bring him up in the protective GOP fake news bubble over there.
Anonymous

Umm, since when did cowboys, real ones in the day, not enjoy communing with hookers?

More foxian absurdities. P. T. Barnum lives!