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Red Eye Panel Discover Tanning Bed ‘Scandal’ In Sarah Palin Email Dump

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by Frances Martel | 6:18 pm, June 11th, 2011

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The three-year-late Sarah Palin email dump has yet to produce any illegal behavior or seedy language (other than some talk about rock bands), but it certainly has raised some suspicion on her aesthetic choices– namely, her contemplation of installing a tanning bed in the governor’s mansion. Last night/this morning, the Red Eye crew explored the recent developments from the release and the potential scandals that could actually harm Palin’s reputation.

In the latter category, panelist Karl Zahn gave the definitive word– only “an email where she and Todd were wrestling midgets naked” could do anything to her career, particularly in light of Rep. Anthony Weiner‘s transgressions. Host Greg Gutfeld noted the only actual “scandal” in the emails so far was the tanning bed issue, which some on the panel were willing to forgive.

Matt McCall, who called the entire ordeal a “witch hunt,” argued that “if her Weinergate is getting a tanning bed,” there was little to worry about on Palin’s part, but fellow panelist Anna Gilligan lamented that Palin had not yet “learned the values of a spray tan.” Rounding out the discussion was John DeVore‘s hopeful-sounding prediction that “millions of liberals aren’t going to be going outside” to read the emails, and Gutfeld’s possibly projecting claim that email should only be used for “discussing your hangover, trying to buy drugs, or cheating on your spouse.”

The panel also had a profound discussion on the merits of Sizzlean, a product of the 1970s and 80s marketed as a healthy alternative to bacon. The product failed, Gutfeld explained, when people figured out that bacon was “God’s food.” For those who did not live the era (where, apparently, it was only acceptable to eat drunk or when penniless), the product proved difficult to describe, even for ombudsman Andy Levy who found some wholesale outlets still sold it. Zahn tried to explain the delicacy comparing to steak, the way “spam is pork roast for Spanish people,” which is a funny joke, but not as hilarious as the dry, tasteless lumps of flesh Anglo-Americans try to pass off as edible pork. Anyway, the point here was that the Palin emails were the Sizzlean to the red meat of actual scandalous news.

The segment via Fox News below:

Alaska, greg gutfeld, New York Times, red eye, Sarah Palin, Washington Post

TangledThorns

Sarah Palin is going down… rolls eyes. Libs are learning that Sarah Palin has more experience in one email than Obama does his entire life.
Moderate

That reminds me of a fat free oil that was called Olestra used in frying potatoes. It tasted bad and worked great as a laxative.

The liberals are so obsessed with Palin they will be tied up for months, going over her emails.
slickerwick

She killed of family of five with a hunting knife over a snowmobile parking spot!
timzank

“Gutfeld’s possibly projecting claim that email should only be used for “discussing your hangover, trying to buy drugs, or cheating on your spouse.”

Frances, just curious if Bill Maher had used that joke (or one similar) would you have insinuated he was “projecting” as well?
DaTruth

Why isn’t the big story here at Mediaite and elsewhere the media frenzy to try to find something…anything…to somehow implicate her in something nefarious?

When it’s all said and done (and it’s looking to get to that point), when will the story REALLY be about why certain elements of the so-called unbiased media went on this witch hunt?

You want to write a story about THAT, Frances Martel? It’s really the most important aspect of what this whole sordid exercise has been about
Paul G

Still the GREATEST show on TV….
DaTruth

By the way, I’m pretty sure she’s already commented about the used tanning bed, saying they paid for it. Imagine wanting to get a little color in the north country…wow, what a concept.
felixw

The liberal media will give Sarah grief for wanting a tanning bed. But is she tweeted naked pictures of herself from the tanning bed and had an interest in underage boys, they would probably enlist her to run for office as a Democrat.
OxyCon

Red Eye has on Anna Gilligan. Bill Maher has on Janeane Garofalo.

Think I’m gonna be watching Red Eye.
Nature Freak

Any of these people listed below would make a better President than Sarah Louise Palin:

Octomom aka Nadya Suleman:
She tried to game the system and is a publicity tart. Octomom is selfish. Octomom makes bad decisions. Obviously she has a lot in common with Palin. Octomon would still make a better president than Palin

Sham Wow Slap Chop pitchman Vince Offer: Yes he would make a better president than Palin, and is less annoying.

Lisa Ann This adult actress is the star of “Obama is Nailin’ Paylin” and its sequel “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”. Lisa Ann is an unabashed progressive (look it up). The Palin fanboys and girls will at least get a woman President that looks like Palin.

Bat Boy of Weekly World News fame would make a better president than Palin (as long as his bat parent was a natural born bat, I will have to check Vattel’s Law of Nations on this one).

Rip Torn. Yes he has some criminal and addiction issues. Rip may break into Federal Reserve and pass out there. At least he will be president and it will be legal for Rip to do so. BTW, lock up the White House liquor cabinets please. Rip torn by far beats Palin. If Rip Torn declines to run we can draft Gary Busey.

Stay safe America.
glenn113

Hannity is the best. The minister of propoganda was so pissed about the whole Palin email thing on Friday.. I love when he asks a guest a question who is going to disagree with him because he answers the question for them. Or, if by chance they get the answer out before he has a chance to, he immediatlely changes the subject to something about Obama that is totally irrevalent and usually untrue. I got to give it to him, he has that down to a science. O’Reilly is the same way but just not as obvious.
Nature Freak

This is a comment I submitted to “The Guardian” (UK) 3 days ago. As I have already stated I think both Huntsman and Romney are adults in the room, even though I differ with them on issues (especially Romney.) To me Palin is a child and self destructive. (BTW, tanning beds can be very unhealthy).

“As an American, let me warn people reading these comments that The Drudge Report has picked up on this article, so plan on reading your fair share of extreme right wing views coming in to this site from Tea Party/ militant Obama haters.
Rest assured, most of us Americans think the Tea Party or Tea Baggers as we like to call them here, are mad. They do not represent me or a majority of Americans, especially ones with half a brain left.
The Tea Party and the Christian Right forgets the world before Obama wasn’t all rainbows, unicorns, Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens or what ever their favorite things are. The United States is a complicated and diverse place, always changing and always will be. Even if the Tea Baggers are right that there was an Eden on earth before the “Dang Hippies” and “Dark people” ruined everything, they need to remember what Thomas Wolfe said: YOU CAN’T GO HOME AGAIN.
I ask people in the UK and elsewhere to please not negatively judge all Americans. Every country has its share of crazies.
Nature Freak in Florida, USA”
RockingChair

Her legal team went through the emails beforehand and scrubbed any and all questionable material.
glenn113

Again, all I know is that chick on the far right has a nice set of legs….damn!
Nature Freak

glenn113 said:
Again, all I know is that chick on the far right has a nice set of legs….damn!

They do get some fine women on. I just think they over glam them up with too much makeup. Less is more sometimes. They are nice legs!
Rivermont

Nature Freak said:
Nature Freak says:
June 11, 2011 at 7:33 pm Nature Freak(Quote)
Thumb up 0 Thumb down 4

You are not a “Nature Freak”, you are a “Freak of Nature.”
Rivermont

Breaking News: SP email reveals—- that she suggested using low carb food in schools!!!!!!!!!!!!
slickerwick

RockingChair said:
Her legal team went through the emails beforehand and scrubbed any and all questionable material.

Obama won’t even release his material.

(Weiner does. But that’s another story.)
Nature Freak

Rivermont said:
You are not a “Nature Freak”, you are a “Freak of Nature.”

Actually I am both.

LOL!

He’s a freak of nature
But we love him so
He’s a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden…
Rivermont

Nature Freak said:
Actually I am both.

LOL!

He’s a freak of nature
But we love him so
He’s a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden…

Nature Boy Lyrics
Artist(Band):Nat King Cole
Review The Song (31) Print the Lyrics

Send “Nature Boy” Ringtones to Cell

:Artist: Nat King Cole
-from his “The Greatest Of Nat King Cole” LP-Capitol SLB-6803
-peak Billboard position # 1 for 8 weeks in 1948
-competing versions charted by Frank Sinatra (#7), Sara Vaughn (#8), and
-Dick Haymes (#11).
-Words and Music by Eden Ahbez

There was a boy
A very strange enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far, very far
Over land and sea
A little shy
And sad of eye
But very wise
Was he

And then one day
A magic day he came my way
And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings
This he said to me
“The greatest thing
You’ll ever learn
Is just to love
And be loved
In return”

(instrumental interlude)

“The greatest thing
You’ll ever learn
Is just to love
And be loved
In return”
Nature Freak

Nature Freak said:
Actually I am both.

LOL!

He’s a freak of nature
But we love him so
He’s a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden…

It’s OK with me if you don’t want to love this freak of nature. I understand.
Nature Freak

Rivermont said:
Nature Boy Lyrics
Artist(Band):Nat King Cole
Review The Song (31)Print the Lyrics

Send “Nature Boy” Ringtones to Cell

:Artist: Nat King Cole
-from his “The Greatest Of Nat King Cole” LP-Capitol SLB-6803
-peak Billboard position # 1 for 8 weeks in 1948
-competing versions charted by Frank Sinatra (#7), Sara Vaughn (#8), and
-Dick Haymes (#11).
-Words and Music by Eden Ahbez

There was a boy
A very strange enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far, very far
Over land and sea
A little shy
And sad of eye
But very wise
Was he

And then one day
A magic day he came my way
And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings
This he said to me
“The greatest thing
You’ll ever learn
Is just to love
And be loved
In return”

Nice. I thought of using the name Nature Boy once. Nat King Cole had a beautiful voice and died young.

This one is good and from one of my favorite artists of all time, Nick Cave (with the Bad Seeds here)

“Nature Boy”

I was just a boy when I sat down
To watch the news on TV
I saw some ordinary slaughter
I saw some routine atrocity
My father said, don’t look away
You got to be strong, you got to be bold, now
He said, that in the end it is beauty
That is going to save the world, now

And she moves among the sparrows
And she floats upon the breeze
She moves among the flowers
She moves something deep inside of me

I was walking around the flower show like a leper
Coming down with some kind of nervous hysteria
When I saw you standing there, green eyes, black hair
Up against the pink and purple wisteria
You said, hey, nature boy, are you looking at me
With some unrighteous intention?
My knees went weak,
I couldn’t speak, I was having thoughts
That were not in my best interests to mention

And she moves among the flowers
And she floats upon the smoke
She moves among the shadows
She moves me with just one little look

You took me back to your place
And dressed me up in a deep sea diver’s suit
You played the patriot, you raised the flag
And I stood at full salute
Later on we smoked a pipe that struck me dumb
And made it impossible to speak
As you closed in, in slow motion,
Quoting Sappho, in the original Greek

She moves among the shadows
She floats upon the breeze
She moves among the candles
And we moved through the days
and through the years

Years passed by, we were walking by the sea
Half delirious
You smiled at me and said, Babe
I think this thing is getting kind of serious
You pointed at something and said
Have you ever seen such a beautiful thing?
It was then that I broke down
It was then that you lifted me up again
slickerwick

Since we’re doing song lyrics, how’s about this one:

How Could You Believe Me When You’ve Known I’ve Been a Liar All my Life

How could you believe me when I said I loved you
When you know I’ve been a liar all my life?
I’ve had that reputation
Since I was a youth.
You must’ve been insane
To think I’d tell you the truth.

How could you believe me
When you know I’ve been a liar?
A double-crossin’ liar.
All my doggone cheatin’ life?

Why baby, you must be loony
To trust a lower-than-low, two-timer like me.

You’re really naive to ever believe
A full-of-baloney phony like me.

What about the time I went to Indiana?I
I was lyin’.
I was down in Ala…bam.

I said I had some business
I had to complete.
But what I was doin’
I would be a cad to repeat.

What about the evenin’s
I was with my mother?
I was rompin’ with another honey lamb.

To think I swore
Our love was real.
Baby, leave us not forget
That I’m a heel.

How could you believe me
When I said I loved you?
When you know I’ve been a liar,
A good-for-nothin’ liar.

All my good-for-nothin’ life.

–Burton Lane and Alan Jay Lerner
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

Nature Freak said:
Any of these people listed below would make a better President than Sarah Louise Palin:

Stay safe America.

Clever… but next time, instead of wasting all that effort, just go with, “I really really really really” -you can continue the really’s as much as you feel necessary- “really really hate Sarah Palin, and am completely irrational and immature when it comes to her as a topic.” It will save you time.

glenn113 said:
Hannity is the best. The minister of propoganda was so pissed about the whole Palin email thing on Friday…

You do realize nobody here actually believes you watch Hannity, O’Reilly, or FOX at any point. Which site told you to think this? Newshounds? Media Matters? Or is it an original fabrication?

Nature Freak said:
This is a comment I submitted to “The Guardian” (UK) 3 days ago. …
I ask people in the UK and elsewhere to please not negatively judge all Americans. Every country has its share of crazies.
Nature Freak in Florida, USA”

You know what’s really crazy? People who write to international news papers thinking they accurately speak for the entire United States. An ego that size is nothing short of insane.

RockingChair said:
Her legal team went through the emails beforehand and scrubbed any and all questionable material.

It’s a conspiracy!!! There had to be terrible stuff in there, otherwise all that hate wouldn’t be justified… and that can’t be it… could it?
Paul G

Rivermont said:
Breaking News: SP email reveals—- that she suggested using low carb food in schools!!!!!!!!!!!!

And she maybe missed a comma……KILL HER!!! She’s the devil incarnate!!! ….libturds….
labman57

Boehner’s response to Sarah’s taxpayer-funded tanning bed?

“See, I’m not the only one!”
MADMAN

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.*kiss you*

If you like saving money,you’ll love = http://www.myflyings.com!!
WildMan

Ahhhhhhhh to be the main camera man on Red Eye…I’d make all the guys out there happy as hell as I would keep the camera focused on The ‘LEG Chair” for the whole hour. Lucky Roger Ailes gets to interview everyone of the ‘Babes’ that work at FOX News. No wonder the sissified girlieboy talking idiots across the street @ PMSnbc don’t like to watch FOX News…FOX has all the great looking Babes! However, you’d think Rachael Maddow would love watching FOX News. he,he,he
http://constitutionallibertarian.co.cc DavidKramer

LOL, I wonder how many “researchers” will get so frustrated by going through the emails and say to themselves, I was wrong about her? Yes I know, one soooooo leftist to actually go wading through 24k emails that would never happen. But imagining it is kind of funny.

Heck, look we already have one making an excuse like a conspiracy to cover it up has been done.

Sorry lefty, the lawyers are not the only ones to sift through them, it is the government itself. Oh well, I guess the next conspiracy concocted by the lefties is they will find reference to 9/11 conspiracy somewhere in her emails of something.

They will start screaming in high pitched voices, Palin was part of the 9/11 conspiracy, Michael, we need another movie!!!!!!
Nature Freak

WildMan said:
Ahhhhhhhh to be the main camera man on Red Eye…I’d make all the guys out there happy as hell as I would keep the camera focused on The ‘LEG Chair” for the whole hour. Lucky Roger Ailes gets to interview everyone of the ‘Babes’ that work at FOX News. No wonder the sissified girlieboy talking idiots across the street @ PMSnbc don’t like to watch FOX News…FOX has all the great looking Babes! However, you’d think Rachael Maddow would love watching FOX News. he,he,he

No wonder women predominantly vote Democratic.
This isn’t 1955 dude.
Your obnoxious sexism hurts your cause big time.
WildMan

Nature Freak said:
No wonder women predominantly vote Democratic.
This isn’t 1955 dude.
Your obnoxious sexism hurts your cause big time.

You gay sissies are so damn strange. Go run away with your weird boyfriend Weiner and you two can tweet the hell out of nude photos of yourselves to one another. Skinny girlieboy tweeting to fat girlieboy! In the meantime chill the hell out you little wackie dummycrap!
WildMan

Nature Freak said:
No wonder women predominantly vote Democratic.
This isn’t 1955 dude.
Your obnoxious sexism hurts your cause big time.

BTW, weirdo Freak,

What the hell does the way women vote have anything to do with my TIC comment?

What the hell does does 1955 have to do with us REAL men enjoying nice legs on a woman like Anna?

What the hell cause do I have that came out of what I posted?

Dudette, you are one strange wirdo for sure!!!
Nature Freak

WildMan said:
Sarah Palin Email Dump

If i have to explain you are clueless. There is a difference between appreciating a nice pair of legs on an attractive woman(which I agree the one on the right has) and what you wrote. If you disagree with me fine, but calling someone gay sounds like a 15 year old.

By the way homophobia stinks and you are obviously homophobic. I do not tolerate racism in my life and I do not tolerate hatred towards GLBT people. But I do believe in free speech and will defend your right to say what you did even though it was offensive.

Bigotry is not cool anymore dude. Hate to tell you but the real world is full of people like me so get use to it. And I am not the most liberal person out there by any means.

It seems like conservatives consider this website their own turf. Sorry for stepping on the grass. Apparently a lot of people here need to hear other views. I support your freedom of speech but my freedom is to be able to disagree with the content.
Gorgegirl

DaTruth said:
Why isn’t the big story here at Mediaite and elsewhere the media frenzy to try to find something…anything…to somehow implicate her in something nefarious? When it’s all said and done (and it’s looking to get to that point), when will the story REALLY be about why certain elements of the so-called unbiased media went on this witch hunt? You want to write a story about THAT, Frances Martel? It’s really the most important aspect of what this whole sordid exercise has been about

I can’ figure out why anyone would think that putting a tanning bed in the Governor’s mansion would be a problem. Now, I have to agree that putting an outdoor swimming pool at the governor’s mansion would be a problem – it would be a definite reason to question the woman’s abilty to make ANY decisions. As to the tanning salon, she might ask speaker Boehner if he uses a tanning bed or just the spray.

As to why journalists are pouring over these e-mails, that is quite defensible. Not only during the 2008 campaign, but now as well, Sarah Palin has failed to answer any real questions. She goes on the FOX network and answers questions provided to her in advance to her liking – I suppose changing them up to suit her response.
When someone who is thinking about running for leader of the Free World actually thinks answering the question of “what newspapers and magazines do you read” is a hardball question, they are not qualified to run as POTUS. And, when they think that asking by you learned on you day in Boston is a “gotcha” question, that just solidifies the fact that you are unqualified to run for POTUS.

Have fun in the movies Sarah.
Nature Freak

WildMan said:
You gay sissies are so damn strange. Go run away with your weird boyfriend Weiner and you two can tweet the hell out of nude photos of yourselves to one another. Skinny girlieboy tweeting to fat girlieboy! In the meantime chill the hell out you little wackie dummycrap!

Are you calling me fat or are you calling me skinny? I am confused, because both me and Anthony are thin.
LOL….

You are one of the reasons I am not a Republican, although my Republican friends are actually moderate (rino probably to you) and very tolerant of others. My libertarian friends the same way.
Nature Freak

Gorgegirl said:
I can’ figure out why anyone would think that putting a tanning bed in the Governor’s mansion would be a problem. Now, I have to agree that putting an outdoor swimming pool at the governor’s mansion would be a problem – it would be a definite reason to question the woman’s abilty to make ANY decisions. As to the tanning salon, she might ask speaker Boehner if he uses a tanning bed or just the spray.

As to why journalists are pouring over these e-mails, that is quite defensible. Not only during the 2008 campaign, but now as well, Sarah Palin has failed to answer any real questions. She goes on the FOX network and answers questions provided to her in advance to her liking – I suppose changing them up to suit her response.
When someone who is thinking about running for leader of the Free World actually thinks answering the question of “what newspapers and magazines do you read” is a hardball question, they are not qualified to run as POTUS. And, when they think that asking by you learned on you day in Boston is a “gotcha” question, that just solidifies the fact that you are unqualified to run for POTUS.

Have fun in the movies Sarah.

Thank you Gorgegirl for some rare common sense on this website tonight. You put a much needed smile on my face.
Gorgegirl

labman57 said:
Boehner’s response to Sarah’s taxpayer-funded tanning bed? “See, I’m not the only one!”

Did she say in her e-mail that the State of ALaska would be billed for the tanning bed? Sorry, I must have missed that.
WildMan

Nature Freak said:
Are you calling me fat or are you calling me skinny? I am confused, because both me and Anthony are thin.
LOL….

You are one of the reasons I am not a Republican, although my Republican friends are actually moderate (rino probably to you) and very tolerant of others. My libertarian friends the same way.

Good Grief, skinny little dudette, you sure do take a whole bunch of things out of context and give them meanings the author never intended. I hope you can correct this before entering the 1st grade this September. In the first place I am neither a RepubliCON nor a DummyCRAP. I am against basically everything those two groups stand for …at least those in Washington DC. I do however, vote both ways in local elections because locally and state-wide they stay as far away from those jerks in DC as I do. You will find this very true if you go back and read past posts. Also, I almost always say bright, smart, intelligent, etc. along with good looking when talking about the ladies on FOX News.The women who sit in ‘The LEG Chair’ (yes that is what it is called. The gals who sit there enjoy showing us guys a little of what God and their parents blessed them with.

Now I must ask you…are you always this unhappy? Do you cry yourself to sleep each night? Would you like for me to introduce you to a nice young lady who is both smart and attractive when you get to the 12th grade? If you grow up faster I’ll get you a date for your Freshman Prom. Also get in touch with me when you get your drivers license and your parents buy you a car. I’ll let you know what is best for you…a car, a truck, a motorcycle, a Lil’ Red Wagon, or maybe a girl’s 3 speed bicycle.

Anyway, take care kid. It’s been nice gabbin’ with you so until we meet again, I bid you farewell and “Hi-ho, Silver! Away!”
Rio

RockingChair said:
Her legal team went through the emails beforehand and scrubbed any and all questionable material.

What have we here, another untrue talking point that will never die, who sent cha? As usual, the libruls are at it again already:

Once the state reviewed the records, it gave Palin’s attorneys an opportunity to see if they had any privacy concerns with what was being released. No emails were withheld or redacted as a result of that, said Linda Perez, the administrative director for Gov. Sean Parnell who has been coordinating the release.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=13806347
Rio

labman57 said:
Boehner’s response to Sarah’s taxpayer-funded tanning bed? “See, I’m not the only one!”

Awe come on, it was confirmed that Palin paid for the tanning bed herself in 2008, She caught some flack from some skin cancer groups, support from mental health groups being as though the beds are helpful to those suffering from seasonal affective disorder and continued flack from those not knowing what the heck they are talking about. Good thing the e-mails are out cleaning up these major misconceptions, heh.

In the 2½ weeks since Palin was named to the GOP ticket, McAllister’s phone has been ringing off the hook from national reporters who have descended on the state to look into the background of the governor.

Monday, US Weekly and a blog, NarcoNews, reported that “the former beauty queen’s penchant for a bronzed body” led to the installation of a “private tanning bed” shortly after she took office.

“She paid for it herself,” said McAllister from his Anchorage office. He told ABC News he had “no idea” why she had installed the machine but confirmed it was installed in the mansion.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5813754&page=1
Rio

Gorgegirl said:
She goes on the FOX network and answers questions provided to her in advance to her liking – I suppose changing them up to suit her response.
When someone who is thinking about running for leader of the Free World actually thinks answering the question of “what newspapers and magazines do you read” is a hardball question, they are not qualified to run as POTUS..

Her O’Riley interview puts the lie to “questions provided to her in advance.” You either don’t watch her on FOX or are depending on lefty spin from hatchet sites. Her time spent on FOX isn’t in an interview capacity, she’s a contributer offering opinion so she would of course need to know what the host is planning for a specific segment.

When and where did she say when Couric asked her about reading material she read was a “hardball question?” I would love to see your source for that.

And, when they think that asking by you learned on you day in Boston

What the heck is that? This from someone who is criticizing Sarah Palin and questioning any one of her abilities?

BTW, the question was not a “gotcha” it was how the press erred and THEIR treatment of her answer. That turned the situation into a “gotcha,” it was the press that was had.
Pablo

labman57 said:
Boehner’s response to Sarah’s taxpayer-funded tanning bed?

“See, I’m not the only one!”

Taxpayer funded? Where’d you get that idea?
writer

Gee, nothing in the emails and the left still hates her anyway. Who would’ve guessed?
Paul G

writer said:
Gee, nothing in the emails and the left still hates her anyway. Who would’ve guessed?

They’d stoop to ‘they’ don’t like her hairstyle if they have too. Libturds….go figure
Pablo

writer said:
Gee, nothing in the emails and the left still hates her anyway. Who would’ve guessed?

There she goes winning again, while they looks like a pack of schmucks. Of course they hate her.
Pablo

Paul G said:
They’d stoop to ‘they’ don’t like her hairstyle if they have too. Libturds….go figure

That’s already been done.
Pablo

Moderate said:
That reminds me of a fat free oil that was called Olestra used in frying potatoes. It tasted bad and worked great as a laxative.

Ah, yes. That was the product that brought the term “anal leakage” into the lexicon. Good, good times.
Rivermont

MSNBC, CNN, the NYTs, Washington Post and others in the MSM are now demanding a re-investigation into Al Capone’s vault!!!
Rivermont

Nature Freak said:
Thank you Gorgegirl for some rare common sense on this website tonight.

I find you and her to be extremely common.
writer

The fact that the e mails revealed nothing proves she must be hiding something.
Rivermont

writer said:
The fact that the e mails revealed nothing proves she must be hiding something.

X-rays of lib heads reveal nothing, also.
Paul G

Rivermont said:
MSNBC, CNN, the NYTs, Washington Post and others in the MSM are now demanding a re-investigation into Al Capone’s vault!!!

Was Capone a conservative? If not, no they won’t, lol He was a ‘Robin Hood’ to libs.
Paul G

writer said:
The fact that the e mails revealed nothing proves she must be hiding something.

nooo…now they are saying all the ‘redacted’…..
writer

Oh, yeah? Geraldo finding that empty bottle brought Capone down, didn’t it?
Rivermont

Paul G said:
nooo…now they are saying all the ‘redacted’…..

What difference does that make? they can just go back to making it up as they normally do!
Paul G

Rivermont said:
What difference does that make? they can just go back to making it up as they normally do!

yea…that’s right
Nature Freak

WildMan said:
Good Grief, skinny little dudette, you sure do take a whole bunch of things out of context and give them meanings the author never intended. I hope you can correct this before entering the 1st grade this September. In the first place I am neither a RepubliCON nor a DummyCRAP. I am against basically everything those two groups stand for …at least those in Washington DC. I do however, vote both ways in local elections because locally and state-wide they stay as far away from those jerks in DC as I do. You will find this very true if you go back and read past posts. Also, I almost always say bright, smart, intelligent, etc. along with good looking when talking about the ladies on FOX News.The women who sit in ‘The LEG Chair’ (yes that is what it is called. The gals who sit there enjoy showing us guys a little of what God and their parents blessed them with.

Now I must ask you…are you always this unhappy? Do you cry yourself to sleep each night? Would you like for me to introduce you to a nice young lady who is both smart and attractive when you get to the 12th grade? If you grow up faster I’ll get you a date for your Freshman Prom. Also get in touch with me when you get your drivers license and your parents buy you a car. I’ll let you know what is best for you…a car, a truck, a motorcycle, a Lil’ Red Wagon, or maybe a girl’s 3 speed bicycle.

Anyway, take care kid. It’s been nice gabbin’ with you so until we meet again, I bid you farewell and “Hi-ho, Silver! Away!”

Cry?
Your High School English teachers (I am presuming you didn’t drop out) cry every night to sleep after they see your substandard writing skills in your postings. No matter what your political affiliation is, learning to write is one of the most important tools you can ever learn.

I eat losers like you for breakfast everyday punk. I sometimes forget that I am writing to a bunch of 18 and 19 year old wanna be tea baggers here on Mediaite, and as a 40 year old I need to keep that in mind. My bad.

Cheers,
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

Nature Freak said:
I eat losers like you for breakfast everyday punk. I sometimes forget that I am writing to a bunch of 18 and 19 year old wanna be tea baggers here on Mediaite, and as a 40 year old I need to keep that in mind. My bad.

You’re 40… and you said you “eat losers for breakfast.”

Ha!
BatBoy

Nature Freak said:
I eat losers like you for breakfast everyday punk. ………….as a 40 year old

Try growing up – you sound like the very 18 and 19 year olds that you dislike!
Nature Freak

Sarah Palin????? What is wrong with America?
Now that America has had a midlife crisis and decided to really lower the bar for being President, lets look at some other options for who could run for President of the US.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn (as long as he’s in a Hannibal Lector outfit or on Salt peter)…
General Zod (may have illegal alien issues)…
Charlie Sheen(possible DSK issues but the polyamory movement will love our First Goddesses)…
GW Bush (sad but true…even shrub has more of a brain than Palin. pretty sad)…
evil Tiger mom Amy Chua…
H.R. Pufnstuf (not a person in any normal sense but person inside costume still would be a better president)…
Paris Hilton..Lindsey Lohan…Sarah Silverman ( may be my first choice, the debate with her and Palin would be epic)
Glenn Quagmire (cartoon character/may have some DSK issues see above. Would still be a better president
Snoop Dogg(at least he would legalize it)…
The greeter at my local Wal-Mart (despite being borderline mentally disabled he is more polite than Palin and I suspect smarter) …
Drunk homeless man who earlier today was mumbling incoherently on my street….
YES…EVEN ALL THESE INDIVIDUALS/CHARACTERS/MISFITS WOULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN PALIN!!!

Personally, I think Sarah Palin’s tanning booth in Juneau fried her brain somewhere along the way.
labman57

Rio said:
Awe come on, it was confirmed that Palin paid for the tanning bed herself in 2008, She caught some flack from some skin cancer groups, support from mental health groups being as though the beds are helpful to those suffering from seasonal affective disorder and continued flack from those not knowing what the heck they are talking about. Good thing the e-mails are out cleaning up these major misconceptions, heh.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5813754&page=1

It was confirmed? Uh, no. Her PR Dept saying so does not constitute proof.
Nature Freak

BatBoy said:
Try growing up – you sound like the very 18 and 19 year olds that you dislike!

Sometimes when your around such a crowd, the only way to communicate with them is at their level.
You just have to make damn sure you don’t go “native”.
writer

If the e mails still prove nothing, what was the point of going through them?
Nature Freak

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
He’s a freak of nature
But we love him so
He’s a freak of nature
But we let him go

I understand most of you do not love this freak of nature, but Nature Freak holds no malice towards anyone.
Nature Freak is going outside to romp in nature and then rent Sarah Palin’s “Alaska”.
Actually I will take a pass on renting “Alaska” and rent ‘”The Planet of the Apes” so I will know what to expect when President Palin starts a thermonuclear war.
Damned dirty apes!
writer

Who says we don’t love you, King?
Nature Freak

writer said:
Who says we don’t love you, King?

Please don’t love me writer, if you do I may start feeling bad about some of the mean things I write about Palin as well as a number of posters on this site.

I don’t want to lose my edge.
writer

You, write something mean? Now I know you’re kidding.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/glenn-beck-explains-how-the-unions-are-using-teachers-firefighters-and-co ImNotBlue

Nature Freak said:
Sarah Palin????? What is wrong with America?
Now that America has had a midlife crisis and decided to really lower the bar for being President, lets look at some other options for who could run for President of the US.

Didn’t we go over this already? Save some time, buddy. Just write that you hate Palin, and move on.

Nature Freak said:
Sometimes when your around such a crowd, the only way to communicate with them is at their level.
You just have to make damn sure you don’t go “native”.

In other words, “It’s not my fault I’m acting like a kid… you made me do it.” And we all know how well the “you made me do it” excuse works.

writer said:
Who says we don’t love you, King?

Does his response to your comment serve as admission he is “King?”
Nature Freak

Someone on the site asked if I live in my mother’s basement. Just so you understand, I live in Florida. We do not have basements here.

I needed to clear things up.
writer

Just as Captain Hook needed a fairy to battle, so do we.
Nature Freak

ImNotBlue said:
Didn’t we go over this already? Save some time, buddy. Just write that you hate Palin, and move on.

In other words, “It’s not my fault I’m acting like a kid… you made me do it.” And we all know how well the “you made me do it” excuse works.

Does his response to your comment serve as admission he is “King?”

He may be king of some realm in cyberspace or of a terrestrial place. I don’t know about here.
I will withhold judgement to a later date.
Nature Freak

writer said:
Just as Captain Hook needed a fairy to battle, so do we.

Brian Ferry? (yeah I’m old)

That’s Mr. Fairy to you young man.

The Tuatha Dé Danann spoke of fairies like me.
LibertySister

The liberals cant believe that a beautiful woman a can be smart, independent thinking, successful and pro life.
They cant sleep at night with her on there mind… the jealousy is consuming them. When they should focus on there own lives….

Why should liberals even car? she has no power and is just a mother, wife a sister and daughter just like us.
Just because She has different beliefs then some people…. and so what!
This is america…

If you ever look…. its always really unattractive people always attacking her Joy Behar, Bill Maher, Rachel Maddow etc.. makes you think its more of jealously then views when they attack her family and personally life then her politics.
patricia5

Nature Freak said:
Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
He’s a freak of nature
But we love him so
He’s a freak of nature
But we let him go

I understand most of you do not love this freak of nature, but Nature Freak holds no malice towards anyone.
Nature Freak is going outside to romp in nature and then rent Sarah Palin’s “Alaska”.
Actually I will take a pass on renting “Alaska” and rent ‘”The Planet of the Apes” so I will know what to expect when President Palin starts a thermonuclear war.
Damned dirty apes!

You’ve got some serious issues there fella. You need to get some help. Maybe it would help if you actually did get outdoors, and away from that mirror and your computer. Do you have any real friends that you can reach out and touch, or are they all imaginary??
Rio

labman57 said:
It was confirmed? Uh, no. Her PR Dept saying so does not constitute proof.

How about the Transportation Dept:

”She did. She paid for it with her own money,” Roger Wetherell, chief communications officer of Alaska’s Department of Transportation and Public Facilities told Us.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/anneschroeder/0908/Sarah_Palin_installed_a_tanning_bed_in_the_Govs_mansion.html

How about, Sarah Palin:

Palin replied the same day with exasperation.
“I am so sorry that the office is swamped like this! Dinosaurs even?!” she wrote. “I’ll try to run through some of these in my head before responding. And the old, used tanning bed that my girls have used handful of times in Juneau? Yes, we paid for it ourselves. I, too, will continue to be dismayed at the media and am thankful you and Sharon [Leighow, the deputy communications director] are not part of the stange (sic) going’s-on in the media world of today.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/56705.html

Everyone’s a liar? or, you are just wrong?
Nature Freak

patricia5 said:
You’ve got some serious issues there fella. You need to get some help. Maybe it would help if you actually did get outdoors, and away from that mirror and your computer. Do you have any real friends that you can reach out and touch, or are they all imaginary??

You made Nature Freak cry his little freaky eyes out….

Actually patricia5, this is our little secret that we keep on the down low, but I live in Bill Ayers refurnished attic. Here in Chicago its hard to get out to the woods and enjoy nature so I spend most of the time in my study reading “Rules for Radicals”. Acorn, SEIU and the American Communist Party pay me by the word to submit comments to Mediate. I am also the love child of Gus Hall and Jane Fonda.

I have to cut this short. Me and Bill Ayers are going to dinner with Hugo Chavez.

This is our little secret patricia5, please don’t tell anyone!

LUV ya, Nature Freak
Nature Freak

patricia5 said:
You’ve got some serious issues there fella. You need to get some help. Maybe it would help if you actually did get outdoors, and away from that mirror and your computer. Do you have any real friends that you can reach out and touch, or are they all imaginary??

Actually I laugh because two friends of mine just came by my house and are telling me to get the hell off the computer and are giving me a hard time. And I am really leaving my house for dinner. The internet is like the best crack C.Sheen ever had, and I like to be wired 24/7.

And its too damn hot out now to spend the day in the woods unless your swimming in one of our local springs.

LOL LOL LOL
TeaPartyNation

Everyone understands the behavior of drug addicts who don’t get their drug fix – they become uncontrollably violent, resort to insane acts that destroy property and kill and injure innocent people and do whatever they can to get money for their next dose.

Remember that while thinking about the fact that the massively PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) – inflicted lunatic-left d-cRAT socialists, whose hatred for one of America’s most effective and accomplished political leaders knows not bounds, have totally, utterly and completely FAILED in their latest effort to find the slightest bit of dirt on the distinguished former governor after pouring through thousands and thousands of her e-mails. They wound up with Zilch, Zero, Nada, Nothing, Zip!!!!!

Like the drug addicts they so resemble, the lunatic-left d-cRAT socialists are now likely to explode into even further uncontrollable fits of anger and violence against NORMAL, SANE, PATRIOTIC American citizens. They will make their follow lunatics, the GOONS and THUGS of public-sector unions, look like tame pets in comparison.

Please prepare to protect yourself and your family from the predictable behavior of these out-of-control d-cRAT socialist extremists and their stooges in the lamestream socialist fake-news media.
Nature Freak

TeaPartyNation said:
Everyone understands the behavior of drug addicts who don’t get their drug fix – they become uncontrollably violent, resort to insane acts that destroy property and kill and injure innocent people and do whatever they can to get money for their next dose.

Remember that while thinking about the fact that the massively PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) – inflicted lunatic-left d-cRAT socialists, whose hatred for one of America’s most effective and accomplished political leaders knows not bounds, have totally, utterly and completely FAILED in their latest effort to find the slightest bit of dirt on the distinguished former governor after pouring through thousands and thousands of her e-mails. They wound up with Zilch, Zero, Nada, Nothing, Zip!!!!!

Like the drug addicts they so resemble, the lunatic-left d-cRAT socialists are now likely to explode into even further uncontrollable fits of anger and violence against NORMAL, SANE, PATRIOTIC American citizens. They will make their follow lunatics, the GOONS and THUGS of public-sector unions, look like tame pets in comparison.

Please prepare to protect yourself and your family from the predictable behavior of these out-of-control d-cRAT socialist extremists and their stooges in the lamestream socialist fake-news media.

I am going off line until late tomorrow, but I do want to tell TeaPartyNation that his methadone use needs to be regularly monitored by a doctor.
billwhit1357

That is what is wonderful about Ms Palin, she drives the Looney Left nuts, makes them foam at the mouth. Lol, Leftists are truly sickening people. If Ms Palin decides to run, she will have my support. As a Leader, Ms Palin would make Obama look like the failed person he truly is, she is a true Leader, he is a whimpy girlyman who most likely has no testicles. Anyone but the Fool, Obama, in 2012!
timcajun

billwhit1357 says:
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That is what is wonderful about Ms Palin, she drives the Looney Left nuts, makes them foam at the mouth. Lol, Leftists are truly sickening people. If Ms Palin decides to run, she will have my support. As a Leader, Ms Palin would make Obama look like the failed person he truly is, she is a true Leader, he is a whimpy girlyman who most likely has no testicles. Anyone but the Fool, Obama, in 2012!
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This is wonderful how the “tea hates” are obsessed with Palin. The “tea wacks” are such sickening people. Please, please have Palin run and send her your money. As a leader Palin would make Obama look like a “god”, she is a true sheep herder, and a no history, no background, no ideas, pointless oneliner, but a cute joke! Please run please!