Bill Maher Takes Brutal Dig At Trump Sec Pete Hegseth — ‘Worst Thing To Hit The Pentagon’ Since 9-11

Comic and political pundit Bill Maher took a brutal dig at Trump Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, joking that he’s the “worst thing to hit the Pentagon” since the 9/11 attack.

On Friday night’s edition of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, the interview guest was Al Gore, former vice president under Bill Clinton, environmentalist, and co-founder of The Climate Reality Project

The panel guests were Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA) and Bret Stephens, Pulitzer Prize-winning conservative opinion columnist at The New York Times.

While Maher has complained vociferously about Hitler and Nazi-related comparisons of late, the attacks of September 11, 2001 remain fair game — as he demonstrated in the opening of his “New Rules” segment:

BILL MAHER: New Rule: Pete Hegsteth’s parents have to take away his phone. He can have it back when he’s shown us he’s grown up enough to use it responsibly.

I’m not saying Pete makes a terrible defense secretary, but he’s the worst thing to hit the Pentagon since Flight 77.

(GROANS AND APPLAUSE).

New Rule: someone has to tell the so-called crooked man the teen who’s gone viral for bulking up just one side of his body– Now try jerking off with the other hand.

Kids today, huh? Even their bodies are bipolar.

New Rule: on this one I’ve said before, but America’s young men must learn some game. It’s gotten so bad that a candidate for governor here in California, Republican Kyle Langford, is saying that female undocumented immigrants can stay if they, quote, “marry one of our California incels.”.

Talk about doing the jobs Americans don’t want to do.

And you gotta love that Republican integrity. Undocumented immigrants have to go, it’s a matter of principle. Oh, she’ll touch my dick, never mind.

New Rule: maybe we should pump the brakes on the new trend of selling pharmaceuticals by way of promotional tie-ins with movies for children.

Yeah, that’s right. Snow White has partnered with Allegra because Allegra helps you not be sleepy or sneezy. Get it?

So kids, remember, if you’re bashful, try Ritalin. If you’re dopey, take Adderall, and… If you’re grumpy, ask Doc if Prozac is right for you.

And don’t forget Plan B, because you never know when your prince will come.

New Rule: the woman who’s suing American Airlines because she says the guy in the seat next to her Masturbated for an hour has to tell us one thing. Was it this guy?

Watch above via HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher.