South Park Can’t Quit Trump Micropenis Gags and Throws In a Conspiring Vance, Antichrist-Obsessed Peter Thiel
South Park continued its brutal mockery of President Donald Trump in their latest episode, depicting him masturbating with tweezers and chopsticks.
South Park’s newest episode, first aired on Wednesday, follows an ongoing story involving the president impregnating Satan and pushing for him to get an abortion. The episode features a version of billionaire Peter Thiel who is conspiring with Vice President JD Vance (who is modeled after Fantasy Island’s Tattoo) to stop Satan from having his baby.
“When I become president, I will give you full access to everyone’s data,” Vance promises Thiel during one of their phone calls.
Thiel, at the time, is on his way to visit the show’s Eric Cartman, who may be the key to everything.
Twice during the episode the parody version of Vance walked in on the president pleasuring himself, once with tweezers and again with chopsticks as he was lying in bed next to a sleeping Satan. The show depicting Trump as having micro-genitalia has been a recurring gag this season.
South Park, known for satirizing both sides of the political aisle, has earned the ire of conservatives and MAGA supporters this year by taking aim at Trump. The show also faced backlash on the right over its satire of the now-assassinated conservative activist Charlie Kirk, though Kirk approved of the portrayal at the time.
After opening their 28th season with a wild satire of Trump, the White House slammed the Comedy Central series as “irrelevant.”
“This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention,” White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said at the time. “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
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