Breakfast Tweets: You’re A Shining Melon, No Matter Who You Melon

If watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.

— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) December 3, 2013

Disney after hours… pic.twitter.com/O3zx2zRMQk

— Michael Voltaggio (@MVoltaggio) December 4, 2013

ALWAYS, I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU.

Robot unicorn cake by @Charm_CityCakes! http://t.co/02NrMFgh6A

— Duff Goldman (@Duff_Goldman) December 4, 2013

Shut your mouth and let some of us mourn the trade of Jacoby Ellsbury to the demon orgy New York Yankees.

I’m just looking forward to Ellsbury shaving…..

— Andrew Carmellini (@andrecarmellini) December 4, 2013

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