Can We All Agree to Not Bring Fireball to Christmas This Year?

We are all for drinking our way through the holidays, but please oh please, leave the Fireball at home. Use that to get through arguably the most depressing time of the year (January through March) and you have no more limits to how far you will go.

Someone else decided “haha wouldn’t it be like soooo brilliant if we put a GoPro on the Fireball for our holiday party?” and we’re like snooze. Congratulations, you all are brave enough to sip out of a (now germ-infested) bottle of cinnamon crap. Has anyone told you how brave you are? Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

/sarcasm.

Obviously, we have a lot of feels about Fireball, and they are not boding well for this time of year. Put down the Fireball, ya animals. Show a little respect for the holiday, even if you don’t believe in all that. We all agreed to let Santacon run out to its blissful end, so don’t continue to douche it up with Fireball.

[Youtube h/t Gawker]

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