WATCH: Celebrate Your Child’s Birthday At Chuck E. Norris’ Kids Shooting Range

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the host was kind enough to draw our attention to a TV commercial for the newly opened Chuck E. Norris shooting range for kids.

No, it’s not real, but it is hilarious — and eerily not out of the realm of possibility? The ad’s voiceover says:

“Do you like fun? Do you like guns? Then you’ll love Chuck E. Norris. Chuck E. Norris, the number one birthday party-gun range in East Texas. Shoot real, semi-automatic weapons on our firing range. And then eat pizza and cake! But don’t take the last piece — that’s for the birthday boy. Chuck E. Norris: where kids can play with guns!”

All that’s missing is a head chef. Any takers?

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