WATCH: Colbert Warns World Of Snack Cartels And Their ‘Nacho-Stained Fingers’

Over the weekend, a Mexican drug cartel burned down a Pepsico chip warehouse, and Colbert would like them to know who they’re messing with. To hear Colbert tell it, America’s Snack Cartel has its “nacho-stained fingers in markets all over the world” — they’re even in bed with Ferran Adria — and includes such unsavory characters as “El Fuñons” and “Don Pringles”, the latter of whom will “pop a cap in your ass, and once he pops, he cannot stop.”

Consider yourself warned:

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