WATCH: Burger Smut With Danny Meyer, Josh Ozersky, And The Schnipper Brothers

Just in case you needed to be reminded that burgers are special (legend has it that the Titan Prometheus defied the gods by stealing their sacred food, bringing it to humans from Olympus), here’s a video from CBS Sunday Morning starring a cast of burgerholics. Josh Ozersky, burger pope! Jonathan and Andrew Schnipper, burger magnates! Danny Meyer, burger hegemon! And when their powers combine, they make anchor Lee Cowan go on a journey through time and space to discover the history of burgers.

Does that make sense? No? We’re probably high on burger endorphins after watching this. Here, take a hit:

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