Olympic Food Porn: Team USA Swimmer Dines At St. John In London

At St John @andrewzimmern@onkappysplate@francis_laminstagr.am/p/NykcaZJ1Q0/

— Garrett Weber-Gale (@GWeberGale) August 1, 2012

We hate you so much right now, Olympian and former Noma and Daniel stagier Garrett Weber-Gale, for the following reasons.

1. As an Olympic-level swimmer and two-time gold medalist for Team America, you can eat whatever the hell you want and it will never show, Mr. “I Must Ingest 9,000 Calories A Day.”
2. You’re hanging out at St. John during the London Olympics and eating that.
3. Afterwards you’re probably going to pile into a giant water cuddle with Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte, much like handsome, muscle-y otters, complete with fish-breath.
4. Then you’ll put on some gold medals and eat a pile of lettuce at Noma while making reindeer moss with Rene Redzepi.

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