Martha Stewart’s Wins Best Gwyneth Paltrow Dig With ‘Conscious Coupling’ Spread

Seriously, could there be a better way to throw down the law and declare yourself Goddess of Domestic Bliss?

The only thing better than revenge is sweet revenge, and that’s exactly what Martha Stewart did to her nemesis Gwyneth Paltrow — with a six-page spread on pies in her magazine. Called “conscious coupling.” Drop the mic now, girl.

She goes a bit far with her own married bits in the spread, as to really rub Paltrow’s face in it (emphasis our own):

Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have what they’re having. Our holiday pies honor such so there’s a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite. No matter how you slice partnerships, each spotlighting the perfect marriage of crust and filling these six irresistible desserts, there is a whole lot to love.

What can Paltrow possibly do to recover? Throw some kale smoothies in her face? Make a GOOP spread with wines that can be made in prison toilets? We’re just throwing out ideas here.

[Huffington Post]

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