Paula Deen Gets Six-Figure Offer To Do Clothed Elderly Porn
MILF-trolling porn site PureMature.com has reportedly offered Paula Deen a staggering six-figure porn contract. According to their letter, they employ hot moms over 65 and, they wrote to Paula, “Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson.” Well isn’t that sweet.
They claim to be offering her “6 figures for very little work,” with no nudity required. Uh, Paula, this is a slam-buttery-dunk. How else will you make up those book/ham/QVC/advertisement/cookware sales? Here’s a hint from us, Lindsay Lohan, and Farrah Abraham to you: do not accept the deal until they offer James Dean as your co-star. Trust us.
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