WATCH: SNL’s Stefon Gives The Lowdown On ‘Evil Chef Wario Batali’

No one has their finger on the pulse of New York’s summer party scene like Saturday Night Live’s most famous club kid, Stefon. And on this weekend’s Weekend Update, he offered up tips on where to find “furtlenecks”, “a pack of roaming Draggers,” and the ever elusive “Wario Batali”.

When asked for recommendations of family-friendly NYC outings, here’s what Stefon had to say:

If you want culture and you want it now, I’ve got the place for you. New York’s hottest club is [funny buzzing noise]. Written and directed by James L. Brooks, this place has everything. Backpacks, sea lions, Ron Wood, a rental car filled with bottled water, my best friend Joel, plus a special appearance by evil celebrity chef, Wario Batali. He’s just like his brother, except he doesn’t wear crocs.

But what does Wario think about bankers?

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