Trump Drops Penile Wisecrack in Rant About His ‘Beautiful Equipment’ — The New White House Flagpoles

President Donald Trump dropped a penis-related wisecrack during a rant about his “beautiful equipment” — the two flagpoles he donated and had installed at the White House this week.

Trump announced on Tuesday that “It is my Great Honor to announce that I will be putting up two beautiful Flag Poles on both sides of the White House, North and South Lawns,” and made good on that announcement Wednesday morning with a flagpole-installing photo op.

The event was so routine that it wasn’t even on Trump’s official schedule, but it turned into a marathon of questions from the press, characteristically Trumpian moments like an impromptu immigration spot check and a feud with a CNN reporter, and lots of screen time for Real America’s Voice Chief White House Correspondent Brian Glenn.

But Trump started off with some brief remarks, as he was flanked by the flagpole workers, that suddenly veered into an attack on Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell.

From there, Trump dropped an erection joke into a riff about the flagpoles (that included a reference to Harvey Weinstein), alluding to the term without using it, lest he be “run out of town” by the press for uttering it:

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: So, I just want to wish you a lot of luck with the new flagpole. We have two of them, and we’re going to do this one now, then we’re gonna do the other one at 11 o’clock or so.

We’re gonna have a flag raising, which will be great. And I got to get these guys back to work. They’re making a fortune. They’re standing around making a fortune.

But remember, there’s somewhere in this group, there’s somebody that is going to captivate some movie producer. Not Harvey Weinstein. So, it won’t be Harvey, but it will be somebody, and they’ll say, “That guy is perfect for a movie.”.

And you’re going to become a star, and your friends are going to call you, and you won’t even return their phone call anymore, you know? They’ll say “What do you do for a living? I put up flagpoles, I’m not even going to talk to you. I’m a big movie star.”.

So, some way, you have that.

Anyway, let’s have a good, they call it a lifting.

They also use another word, but I’m not going to use that word. Do you know what that is?

The word, it starts with an “E.”.

You know what the word is? If I ever used it, I’d be run out of town by you people.

(LAUGHTER).

All right. So enjoy it, Doug. You’re going to get some good — he’s going to win another Nobel Prize, I think, for this picture.

So, maybe the flag will be even more exciting. But this is pretty exciting. That’s some equipment, I’ll tell you what. Look at that flag. That’s some beautiful equipment. It’s — there’s nothing like America. Have a good time.

Watch above via the White House pool.”