Regis Philbin Really Doesn’t Want To Discuss Rhinestone-Studded Penises On The View, Ok?

Today on The View, the ladies got into a rousing conversation about genital grooming. The usual topics were discussed like the ongoing trend of pubic hairlessness on women. They also talked about new “manscaping” trends for men including a new idea of adorning the penis with rhinestone studs. Of course, a segment like this is fairly common place for The View. However, this one had the added bonus of featuring a deeply uncomfortable Regis Philbin sitting in the middle silently.

Philbin’s only comments were his comically expressed outrage that The View hosts kept bringing the subject back to penises. When he was asked if it made him miss working with Kelly Ripa, he expressed gratitude that his former co-host refrained from discussing the male member even once.

Come on, Regis. That’s a lie and you know it.

Watch the clip from ABC below;

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