This Happened: Nancy Grace Performs A Cartwheel On DWTS

“What is the best thing in the world?” you are likely asking, chin resting on hand. Cake? Puppies? A cake in the shape of a puppy? A puppy in the shape of a cake? The answer is “No, wrong, none of those things!” Because the best thing in the world is Nancy Grace doing a cartwheel in a swishy gold dress on Dancing with the Stars. I mean. Right? Obvious answer.

So here is Nancy Grace, a woman who is a good dancer. She is such a good dancer that we should all focus on how good her dance moves are and how pretty that swishy gold dress is and not worry about whether this or that or the other was flashed on national television. She is putting the “grace” in “Nancy Grace,” so stop it.

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Just enjoy all the dancing, and how good it is.

Taste the rainbow, via ABC:

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