If you’ve been to enough parties, chances are you might be aware of Cards Against Humanity. The game is a known crowd-pleaser around the country, and they’ve been offering holiday promotional packages for years in order to keep players tapped into the game’s typically-naughty sense of humor.
As it were, they’ve got a new promo in the works, and the goal this year is to “save America.”
The company behind the game says they’ve purchased land on America’s southern border which will be kept for the express purpose of making sure that any wall President Trump tries to build will never completely stretch across the border. Those who bought the game’s latest holiday expansion pack will receive a copy of the land title deed, along with some other mystery gifts.
Here’s the manifesto on the game’s website:
Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.
On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.
It doesn’t stop there though. Their FAQ section has some more anti-Trump blurbs for you to peruse:
I’D LIKE TO CANCEL MY ORDER.
We’d like to cancel the 2016 election, but neither of us is going to get what we want.
ARE THESE SURPRISES GOING TO EMBARRASS ME OR THE PERSON WHO’S GETTING THEM?
The surprises contain no sexual content, graphic violence, or footage of Donald Trump watching Russian prostitutes urinate on a bed Obama slept in. They do have some naughty words, though.
Cards Against Humanity has done other stunts like this in the past, and fans often contribute to their efforts in order to get in on their high-quality trolling for the holiday season. In previous years, they solicited money to literally just dig a huge hole in the ground, and they also once literally sent their customers bullshit as part of a special holiday bundle.
Of course, they’ve also gotten political in the past. The card game poked fun of the 2016 election, particularly when they sold an expansion deck that also came with the survival gear people would need in case Trump’s presidency turns America into a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
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