Celebrate World Cup Draws With Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo

The World Cup draw is today, and you're excited to learn some more about the next iteration of soccer/football's grandest event. But what can you do to mark the occasion? Perhaps longingly gaze at pictures of Portuguese national team/Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo playing the sport? If there were enough pictures out there of him doing that, then maybe. Luckily (oh, so luckily) for you, there's something else Ronaldo seems to be even better at than soccer/football: not wearing shirts. He's pictured at left (and on every upcoming page) in his element, and when you see him, you're sure to focus on the sport, the draw, and the ramifications for the teams and nations involved. What else about these photos could you get caught up in? >>>NEXT: He still won't be wearing a shirt. It's not that he doesn't own any shirts - he just appears to believe their purpose is to be carried around as something of a naked torso accessory, rather than be worn... >>>NEXT: Pretty much more of the same, to be honest with you. ...and with that physique, apparently no one's going to inform him of shirts' more widely accepted use. >>>NEXT: Probably something to do with Cristiano Ronaldo not wearing shirts. Here he is with another shirtless shirt-hold. I'm telling you, this is what he must actually think they're for. >>>NEXT: Three guesses... ...and I'll bet you guessed right! Good job! Your reward...well, let's face it, it's that picture. >>>NEXT: Put it this way: if you've enjoyed yourself so far, you won't be disappointed. See, here we can't know for 100% certain whether or not he's doing a patented shirt-hold. We can, however, guess. My guess: yes, he is. >>>NEXT: Let's face it - you know the deal by now, so ogle away! Unlike most of the photos so far, he's not on the pitch in this one...but he sure is shirtless! >>>NEXT: He does something that looks weird. Go to the next page and see for yourself. Told you it would look weird. >>>NEXT: You'll see more of him than ever. We know by now he's not a big fan of wearing shirts. Apparently he's just not a huge fan of wearing anything at all. >>>NEXT: Will he stay this scantily-clad? Stick around and find out! ...Why, yes! He certainly will stay that scantily-clad! And don't act like you're not happy about it! But here's what you won't be happy about: that picture concludes our Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless slideshow. Alas, nothing lasts forever. But don't despair - you were way more excited about the World Cup draw than these photos anyway, right?

Celebrate World Cup Draws With Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo

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Celebrate World Cup Draws With Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo

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