Don’t Worry, Brian Williams Has Charlie Sheen in His Corner

Josh FeldmanFeb 12th, 2015, 2:45 pm

Listen, I know Brian Williams royally screwed up and is paying the consequences, but at least he can take solace in the fact that he has Charlie Sheen publicly defending him.

That’s a good thing, right?

Either way, Sheen posted a rather lengthy, poetic defense of Williams on Twitter today, just two days removed from his six-month NBC News suspension.

Just to give you some idea of the tone of this open letter, here’s how Sheen starts: “Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust and mercurial moment in your awesome life.”

Yeah, it gets stranger from there. For example, “you are clearly the victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt! Erroneously “staged” by hooligans…”

You know what? Just read the whole thing. It’s really worth it:

Dear Mr. Williams,
Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust
and mercurial moment in
your awesome life.

First off,
THANK YOU,
for 24 years of inimitable
professionalism and top
shelf brilliance,
as a stone cold
passion driven and
(PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.

Secondly,
Thank you “squared”
for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis,
(PERFECTLY)
to myself and my family.
But for every other person alive,
(with a TV)
who relied
and still do,
on your poetic, insightful
and NOBLE sacrifices,
that made our longest nights
shorter,
and our shortest nights
safer.
You good sir,
are a hero in my
“Entire Library”

Lastly;
you are clearly the victim of
a transparent and vile
witch hunt!
Erroneously
“staged” by hooligans,
non coms, cowards and
oligarchs,
who’s only
desperate and
hideous goal is to discredit
the genius that they relied
on for almost 3 decades!

Now and forever you
are a true Patriot and a Hero
of mine
until the day i leave this
star crossed imperfect
Rock we call Earth…

Mr W:
respect
love
hi 5’s
and refuge!
(if you need it!)
I remain humbly
and on
dangerous standby
at your service….

I am;
the MaSheen….