Florida Woman with Best Name Ever Arrested for Firing a Missile

A few weeks ago, a Florida woman was arrested for, I swear to God, firing a missile at a vehicle. According to the police report, she was arrested holding a missile and charged with “shooting into an occupied vehicle.”

Now, you think that would be enough weirdness for one case. But take a look at the woman’s name in this police report.

Yes. Crystal Metheney.

Police are still searching for her accomplices Ko Cain and Molly MonkeyBack.

[h/t Guyism via Raw Story]
[image via Polk Sheriff’s Office]

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