comScore

Koch-Affiliated PAC’s ‘About Us’ Page Turns into Blithering Mess of Desserts

For a while today, the American Future Fund, a prominent PAC affiliated with the Koch brothers, changed its core principles, if you go by its About Us page.

Overnight, what once was “a multi- state issues advocacy group designed to effectively communicate conservative and free market ideals,” became a declaration that “WE ARE BASEMENT”:

Muffin ice cream jelly beans gummies muffin cake. Dessert powder brownie tart tiramisu jelly-o. Pastry macaroon dessert apple pie applicake cake cookie dragée. Ice cream chocolate cake jelly-o lollipop lollipop chocolate tiramisu liquorice soufflé. Wafer bonbon pie liquorice powder tootsie roll carrot cake donut. Muffin cotton candy croissant marzipan topping croissant ice cream pudding candy. Marshmallow marzipan topping soufflé tart jelly-o lemon drops topping gingerbread.

Interesting. But how does the nonprofit propose to uphold America’s core values?

Muffin ice cream jelly beans gummies muffin cake. Dessert powder brownie tart tiramisu jelly-o. Pastry macaroon dessert apple pie applicake cake cookie dragée. Ice cream chocolate cake jelly-o lollipop lollipop chocolate tiramisu liquorice soufflé.

Ah. And how does AFF leverage conservative principles into meaningful political action?

Wafer bonbon pie liquorice powder tootsie roll carrot cake donut. Muffin cotton candy croissant marzipan topping croissant ice cream pudding candy. Marshmallow marzipan topping soufflé tart jelly-o lemon drops topping gingerbread.

Inspiring. Do you have a slogan?

BASEMENT IS AWESOME

At some point, AFF managed to switch the page back to its boring mission statement, but we have to say, we love the filler text better. Here it is, preserved forever, like a wafer bonbon pie liquorice powder stored in an awesome basement.




We too are basement.

[h/t @DKElections]
[Image via Shutterstock]

>> Follow Tina Nguyen (@Tina_Nguyen) on Twitter

Have a tip we should know? [email protected]

Filed Under:

Follow Mediaite: