Lenny Kravitz Claims #PenisGate Is ‘Human Rights’ Abuse, Threatens Legal Action

Days after lil’ Lenny Kravitz made a surprise appearance at a concert in Stockholm, Sweden, big Kravitz and his legal team are threatening to sue over the spread of various images and videos of the incident online.

This makes complete sense. I mean, of course you’d want to limit the world’s access to your private parts if your chosen profession was neither pornography or politics. However, trying to stop the Internet from taking the ball(s) and running is rather difficult. It’s extremely difficult.

Then Kravitz’s legal team had to go and say something rather silly about the whole affair:

Today, The Metro reports that Kravitz’s legal team have warned about the images, stating that they breach their “clients’ copyright, human rights, right-of-publicity and performer’s rights.”

No, that’s not a misappropriated quote. According to the musician’s reps, the photos and videos infringe upon his “human rights.”

Uh, what human rights, Mr. Kravitz? Seriously. I’m genuinely curious what Geneva would have to say about your own poor wardrobe choices and Internet virality.

[h/t NME]
[Image via Twitter]

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