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Niagara Falls Has a New Mascot Named Totes McGoats and It Will Give You Nightmares

The Niagara Falls Solid Waste Education & Enforcement Team has a new recycling mascot and it’s scary as hell:

AAAAAAH KILL IT WITH FIRE.

This terrifying result of interspecies breeding is apparently going to be traveling to schools to encourage more kids to recycle. (Suggestion: tell them if they don’t, Totes McGoats will haunt them in their sleep.)

Niagara Falls Mayor Paul Dyster said, “I guess you would say Totes is a cute animal mascot, kind of scary actually. But having an animal mascot we think is one of the ways that you can reach out to kids and get their attention.”

There’s already a Twitter account for Totes McGoats and, um, oh just look:

Also, if the name sounds familiar, this might be why…

Now all we need is a picture of Paul Rudd with that goat and the internet will explode.

[h/t TIME]
[image via screengrab]

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